While I call my friend Shane, she is actually a girl, and Shane is definitely not her real name. She is blond, but has some brown streaks. She has two incredible stories, Warm Touch and Our Broken Past, so go read dem now! After my book, of course. :P She is fairly tall, lazy, violent, and loud and outgoing. She is an awesome person who loves music, art, and going, “Hey girl, heeeeeyyyyy!” to a boy named Chandler at our school. Most of the time he just ignores her, but one time he waved, so now we all do it when he passes by, but sometimes she’ll hit me if I do it. She’ll randomly lick your arm or something out of nowhere, and then she’ll bust out laughing. Strange, I know, but that’s just who she is. She’s super fun to be around, but if you say something sometimes she’ll turn to you seriously and just be like, “Dude, not cool.” And then you’ll be baffled because you have no clue what you did. And then ten seconds later she’ll be back to laughing with you. But like I said, she’s still a really cool, fun person who loves Ritz crackers, rainbows, and unicorns. And the Hunger Games. So, if you ever get a chance to meet littlecow1 in person, just scream UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And seriously, you guys will be like, bffs for life. Not joking. At all. So, basically, smart, funny girl who loves to be random and outrageous. Yep, sounds like the exact opposite of normal to me! Thank God.
