Love Live Random Stories/Diaries (HELL YEZ)

Aqours' first day

Chika: Hi! Would you take this flyer and join us?

Student: do you think i'm gonna join your stupid club? Plus your voice at the end was creepy.
*leaves*

Chika: harsh-

Me: *sees Hanamaru and Ruby*

Me: HA GAYYYYYY

Everyone: OHHH *begins pushing and shoving me*

Hanamaru and Ruby:...?

Me: OH MY GO-

Mari: ITS JOKE

Me: SHUT YOUR MOUTH ITALIAN WOMAN-

Mari: AH~ PRETTY BOMBER HEAD

Me: help me jfc

- Later at the student council office whatever -

Dia: *slaps hand to her desk* Ow-

Me: HA WEAK

Dia: *throws her shoe at me*

Me: u gay bi-

Mari: ITS JOKE

Me: OH MY GOD STOP

- Later with You -

You: This is gonna be our costumes! *shows drawings of a police uniform*

Me: NO YOU

You: :(

Me: STOP MAKING UNIFORMS WE NEED COSTUMES NOT UNIFORMS

- Later with Riko -

Riko: Yume no to-

Me: *claps* BISH WANNA JOIN OUR CLUB

Riko: doyoufukingthinkthatyouarehonokatryingtofukingjoinmakiinhergoddamngroup?

Me: error 247

Mari: ITS JOKE

Me: WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

Mari:

Me: Thank y-

Mari: ITS JOKEEEE

Me: *throws shoe*

Mari: AH SENPAI NOTICED ME

Me: wth