Me: HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! Welcome to the Bonzooo channel, your channel for all things memetasticly wonderful. I'm your host, the meme lord Emma! And welcome to my latest hit show in search for ratings, CRRS, otherwise know as the...
CLASSIC ROCK REALITY SHOW!
If you'd like to know the rules, make sure to go back and read the description of the story!
Now without further ado, lets introduce our 20 contestants!
Contestant Number 1: Brian Jones!
Me: How're ya feeling Brian?
Brian: ... I-I dunno. *shrugs with small chuckle* Excited?
Me: Did you know that you might win a secret grand prize at the end of this~?
Brian: Yes, haha... Yes I was aware of that.
Me: Let's hope you get it, hm?
Brian: *nods lightly*
Me: MOVING ON!
Contestant Number 2: Mick Jagger!
Brian: GODDAMMIT
Mick: HAHAHAHA BRIAN YOU ASSHOLE YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T SHOW UP
Contestant Number 3: Roger Daltrey!
Roger: To be honest I don't even wanna be here.
Contestant Number 4: Keith Moon!
Moonie: TOBEHONESTIDO
Contestant Number 5: Jimmy Page!
Jimmy: Someone get me the hell out of here...
Contestant Number 6: John Bonham!
Bonzo: Jimmy brighten up! It'll be fun. *smiles*
Jimmy: Ugh
Contestant Number 7: Roger Waters!
Waters: Hm... This'll be interesting, won't it, Kitten?
Contestant Number 8: Richard Wright!
Rick: *nods with small smile* I'll personally enjoy it.
Contestant Number 9: Axl Rose!
Axl: I think I'll be fine if Cobain isn't he-
Contestant Number 10: Kurt Cobain!
Axl: FUCK
Kurt: Heh
Contestant Number 11: Duff McKagan!
Duff: .... Hi? WAITAXLCALMDOWN
Contestant Number 12: Krist Novoselic!
Krist: *chanting* WHERE ARE THE MEMES
Contestant Number 13: David Bowie!
David: *looking around with hands in jacket pockets* ... Hm.
Contestant Number 14: Eric Burdon!
Eric: .... CanIjustgolistentomusic.
Contestant Number 15: Jimi Hendrix!
Jimi: AH HELL YESSS
Contestant Number 16: Freddie Mercury!
Freddie: Oh, my darling, this'll be such a fun experience. *mumbles* ANDIMSOGONNAWINTHO
Contestant Number 17: Paul McCartney!
Paul: Well this'll be a jolly experience... *hides mascara in pocket*
Contestant Number 18: Ringo Starr!
Ringo: Aheh... *hides*
Contestant Number 19: Jim Morrison!
Jim: *hiding face in jacket* Nodon'tlookatme
Contestant Number 20: Janis Joplin!
Janis: *looks at him and laughs* You okay??
Jim: No.
Welp, those are our contestants! They'll soon be generated into 4 groups in the next episode, and also put into the house they'll stay at until the season ends!
Thanks for checking in!
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Classic Rock Reality Show!
HumorWelcome to CRRS, also know as the 'Classic Rock Reality Show'! A group of 20 contestants are put into a house together, all of them, of course, musicians. They get put into groups of 4, and do different challenges against each other each day. Each...
