the Frick frack series

frick frack in the clubhouse

Characters
Mickey
Minnie
Donald
Daisy
Pluto
Goofy
Clarabelle
Bella(Clarabelle's dog)
Kid
Pete
Daisy cousin 1
Daisy cousin 2
Hera(the Greek goddess)

1:Donald and daisy are dating
2:because Donald forgets valentines day daisy breaks up with Donald
3:Donald turns bi due to this and starts liking both Minnie and mickey (who are both dating at that point)
4:Minnie and mickey feel insecure whether the other likes Donald back and the break up
5:Mickey takes this opportunity to use women for STUFF and does IT with Daisy, Clarabelle, Bella(Clarabelle's dog) and -on a very drunk night with- Minnie
6:he particularly likes daisy
7:Clarabelle is jealous of daisy as she apparently likes mickey
8:she kills daisy during an intense game of monopoly and no one blamed her cuz daisy had all 4 trains(except mickey)
9:mickey has a mental breakdown as he needed daisy for PURPOSES
10:Clarabelle tries to help by doing IT
but sucks at it and choked mickey to death
11:Clarabelle is very sad and starts doing drugs
12:gets a lung disease
13:Pete realises his feelings for Clarabelle and they get married two weeks later
14:Clarabelle dies 3 months later because Pete choked her to death while they were getting AT IT
15:Pete becomes an alcoholic along with Donald (Donald because he was rejected both by mickey and Minnie) and both of them were so drunk one night they thought toilet cleaning solution was beer and had 2 bottles of it and died
Dun Dun Dun
16:meanwhile on the other side of town Bella opens a strip club and is he main pole dancer along with daisy cousin 1 and daisy cousin 2
17:Pluto and goofy fall in love ,get engaged and married in the strip club itself
18:in the morning hey realise this way a huge mistake and go through the tedious process of divorce
19:Hera comes and kills goofy ( not Pluto)for being such a terrible partner
20:Pluto is free but falls in love with Bella and has a kid called Kid
21:Kid is a mutant and grows up way too quickly and in 2 weeks he grows up to be 17 human years old
22:he does IT with daisy cousin 1 and daisy cousin 2 at the same time and both of them get pregnant
23:they can't stand being fat as their career as a pole dancer would be ruined
24:they suicide
Dun Dun Dun
25: Minnie opens a new bowtie section in her boutique
26:to show Pluto how amazing it is she puts it on
27:she dies due too looking too ugly and defying the laws of physics by fitting anything through that gargantuan head
28:Pluto(after witnessing death goes crazy)and starts liking his son and disowns him so that they can be life partners
29:after seeing this bella dies due to happiness if not having to deal with Pluto snoring in bed and not having to deal with his constant persistence of having sex every night
("such a sex addict"thinks Bella)
30:kid dies due to seeing his mother die
31:Pluto uses all the WiFi and is happy that Bella and Kid's life insurance covers the WiFi bill cuz he watches waaaaaayyyy too much porn