Frick Pig

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Characters

Peppa
George
Mummy pig
Daddy pig
Madame Gazelle
Susy sheep
Rebecca rabbit
Candy cat
Pedro pony
Danny dog
Miss. Rabbit
Baby alexander
Cousin Chloe
Muddy puddles
Dinosaur
Zoë zebra
Trump

1:mummy and daddy pig divorce

2:peppa is traumatised and is too oblivious to the world due to traumatization (that is an actual word) that she rolls down the hill she lives and dies

3:George is unaffected by the divorce as he has his dinosaur with him and is jumping up and down in muddy puddles when he slips ,falls and dies

4:daddy pig gets a cardiac arrest due to over eating and dies

5:mummy pig is in a club partying when she meets trump and dues due to seeing too much orange

6:Dun Dun Dun

7:susy sheep and madam gazelle fall in love

8:madam gazelle 's antler tears open Susy's dress and susy dies due to embarrassment as she was wearing nothing inside as she was trying to live a thug life

9:madam gazelle is sad and tries to repent by cutting off her antler but she is not able to

10:she takes a chainsaw and tries and fails

11:she takes a flamethrower and tries and fails and ends up burning her head off

12:Rebecca rabbit eats too many carrots and turns orange

13:Rebecca meets trump and they both die due to looking alike

14: Pedro pony is still sleeping

diesandy cat is playing with a ball of yarn

16:she gets tangled in the yarn and is thirsty

17:she can't move and dies due to dehydration and getting too tangled in yarn

18:Miss rabbit is flying her helicopter

19:she sees a butterfly and due to being ADHD forgets about her helicopter,crashes and  dies

20:Danny dog was playing with cousin Chloe when a gust  of wind makes pollen fly towards them

21:Chloe being allergic to pollen sneezes her life out

22:Danny dog suddenly has an allergic reaction to oxygen and sneezes his butt off

23:he walks around butt-less

24:a bus driver sees a butt-less guy walking around and crashes into Danny dog and they both die

25:Pedro pony is still sleeping

26:muddy puddle and dinosaur are getting at it when mud goes into dinosaur's mouth and dinosaur dies

27:baby Alexander meets Edward scissor hand who tries playing with him but end up cutting bay Alexander's head off

Dun Dun Dun

28:Zoë zebra dies due to being black and white and getting too many racist comments.  
        (Hey 'n' word
         Hey cheese cracker)

29:muddy puddle sinks into the ground and goes through the mantel and core and dies due to compression

(Yes contrary to your prior beliefs we actually know school stuff like geography)

30:Pedro pony is still sleeping

Dun dun dun



A/N : sorry we couldn't update earlier as we have exams coming up and we have to study about useless thing like hydrocarbon numbers

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