the Frick frack series

Thomas and his friends/ Thomas the tank engine

Characters:
Sir Topam Hat
Lady Topam Hat
Thomas
Emily
Gordon
James
Percy
Kevin
Tracks
Rosie
James's paint
Cranky
Spencer
Henry
Diesel 10
1. Thomas and Emily are dating.
2. One night, when they were doing It, they try the human way.
3. Thomas goes on top of Emily.
4. They both derail and Emily dies due to having Thomas on top of her.
5. Also, it was night so no-one could save them.
6. James and Gordon are fighting over  whose paint is better.
7. In all this Gordon falls in love with James's paint.
8. James's paint and Gordon start dating.
9. James is pissed because he has to go on every date his paint and Gordon go due to which he can't be a really useful engine.
10. James repaints himself.
11. But his new paint and Kevin start dating.
12. He takes off all his paint.
13. Rosie falls in love with James because she thinks he has awesome abs.
14. James thinks he is very hot and fills a lot of water in his boiler.
15. Bursts due to excess water in boiler.
16. The toilets in sir topam's house don't work.
17. Lady Topam has to hold in lots of poop.
18. Therefore, her butt falls off.
19. Sir Topam wants a wife with and ass and divorces her.
20. Since there are no butt cheeks to cushion her sitting, her bones break and she dies.
21. Sir Topam hat loses his hat and has to hide his big head from people.
22. He sticks his head into a paper shredder.
23. His head doesn't fit in the shredder.
24. He dies due to embarrassment of people seeing his big head.
25. Thomas tells Cranky that he creaks.
26. Cranky angry.
27. Jumps off his tower thing.
28. Lands on Thomas who dies.
29. Cranky hooks up with track. Oops that came out wrong. His hook gets stuck in the tracks.
30. Track dies because Cranky is Cranky.
32. Rosie is not being a useful engine and dies due to not being a really useful engine.
33. Gordon falls in love with his own paint.
34. He wants to kiss it and starts chasing it like a dog chasing its own tail.
35. Spencer and Henry start secretly dating.
36. Henry dies because he too slow.
37. Spencer sad.
38. Starts dating Percy because he is also green in colour.
39. But Percy is not as slow a Henry. Spencer dies due to deprivation of opposite attraction.
40. Diesel 10 hates Spencer and gets happy.
41. Hits himself in the head with his scooping thing due to excess happiness and dies.
42. Kevin and Percy hook up.
43. They did due to Kevin's hook getting stuck.
44. Meanwhile, Gordon is still running in circles, trying to kiss his paint.

Hey guys! Sorry we haven't updated for this long due to our phones getting confiscated by our parents and all. Anyways, we couldn't get a suitable name for this chapter, so if you have and suggestions you can give them to is in the comments. And yes, we do want comments.
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-The Papoosais