Something in the Woods

My Weapons

I know this might sound crazy but, I don't care cause I invented crazy. I have so many blades that I love to use. You could say that I'm obsessed with blades but, I'm really crazy about blades. I have a blade collection in my room I have all kinds of blades. I have knives, swords, samurai swords, miniature swords, katakana swords, daggers, throwing stars, etc. Any blade you can think of I got them. Jeff thinks my blade collection is the bomb cause he does love knives. Sometimes I let him help me sharpen my blades cause there is a lot of blades to be sharpen before my next killing spree. The others thinks that I have gone crazy but, I just look at them and think they are crazy. Who doesn't love blades? They are so shiny, pointy, and deadly me and Jeff thinks that blades are the most effective weapons that are out there. Please don't ask how I manage to get so many blades. Ok I confess after I kill my target I go looking around trying to find new blades to add to my collection if my target does have blades then, I take them. They have no use for them but, I do. I know I'm a thief but, I'm also a killer at the same time and I don't care what I am as long as I get the job done and yes I try to speed search before the cops arrive then, I jump out of the window and move on.  So people thinks that I'm a blade freak and they are right and I don't care if they think I'm a blade freak. I'm a killer and I need weapons. So I don't care what you think I will still be a killer and I don't care if you are my target I will kill you with no regret. So I don't care if you think I'm a blade freak cause my boyfriend thinks I'm perfect and I'm not a blade freak. I just really love blades. I might be a killer but, I don't give a fuck what you think about me. Also I don't give shit about what you think about where I live. Finally I give a fuck when it comes to my family if you try to hurt them I will kill you. If you haven't notice that I'm protective over my family then, good luck trying to survive and getting away from me. All my targets have failed to get away from me cause there is no escape from your WORST NIGHTMARE. Nobody has survive my attacks, once I know your worst nightmare I'll make it a reality and you will scream for mercy. I don't play with my prey at all. I was told never to play with my prey. I have been sticking to that for a long time. I'll kill you in a beating heartbeat. What I'm a killer and killing is my job and I don't want to get fired ok? I know I'm crazy but, crazy is what I do best. Back on track I'm just like Jeff I'm crazy for blades and I hunger to see my enemy's blood spill out of them. Evil laugh, I know I might be crazy but, I prefer to be called an insane demon with the thirst for my enemies blood. Yes I am a insane demon and I actually LOVE IT INSANE LAUGHTER.