Preference #34- Autocorrect/Misleading Text Conversations
Niall:
To Nialler<3
Hey Nialler! I'm coming home early today. Can you eat me out?
xx (Y/N) xx
To Princess<3
I'd he honored! Hurry home;)
To Nialler<3
I meant TAKE me out. Not eat. Stupid autocorrect.
To Princess<3
I'll take you out, but can I still eat you out? You got little Niall here
happy;)
To Nialler<3
Maybe.......but only if you take me out to dinner!
To princess<3
Will do, 'we'll' be waiting;)
Harry:
To Haz<3
Oh my fish! I can't wait to watch the new episode of 'The Carrie Diaries!'
To My Babe<3
Fish? And I'll make sure to have the popcorn made!
To Haz<3
Oops, I meant to write 'gosh.' Autocorrect is really annoying. And thank you!
To My Babe<3
Ikr! And no problem babe, I love you!
To Haz<3
I love you, too!
Liam:
To LiLi<3
Today I got to ride Henry! It was fun but he went a little too fast.
To Boo<3
Um, I don't really understand why you'd text me this... Was that your way of trying to tell me we're over?
To LiLi<3
Oh God! That came out SO wrong! I went back to my family ranch and got to ride Henry the horse around all day. I see how you got confused. Sorry!
To Boo<3
Thank goodness! You scared me to death! I love you too much to have to break up:)
To LiLi<3
I love you too Li! And the same with me, your the best boyfriend I've ever had<3333 Sorry once again!
To Boo<3
Its okay boo, your the best girlfriend to ever live<33333
Louis:
To LouLou<3
Hey babe! Do you mind f*cking the kids tonight?
To LouLover<3
What the hell are you talking about?!
To LouLou<3
OMG! Autocorrect changed tuck to f*ck! I meant 'can you please tuck the kids in tonight?' Stupid autocorrect.
To LouLover<3
Oh, good! I was about to rethink marrying you;) Jk, and don't worry, I'll tuck them in, but where are you going?
To LouLou<3
I'm going out with the girls, love you baby! Thank you!
To LouLover<3
I love you too baby! No problem, and have fun!
Zayn:
To My Boy<3
Zaynie! Me and my mum are covered in my brothers c*m!
To My Girl<3
WHAT?! Was he w*nking or something?! That's just sick!
To My Boy<3
NO! He got his 'gum' on us! Not c*m! Ewwwww, gross! Are you trying to make me puke!
To My Girl<3
Oh, that makes more sense! And no, sorry about the misunderstanding!
To My Boy<3
It's okay, it's my fault. Love you babe! See you in two days!
To My Girl<3
Love you too babe! Those two days can't get here sooner!
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xx I personally LOVED writing this preference, it was hilarious! Please vote and comment which boy you liked best! xx
~ Gaby <3
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