"OK SO let meh teach u a ting or two ya hoes" sassed victur. She had ben giving cow milking lessons to his bitches hime, tone, and michelle aka mike ew. Kells was here too 4 sum reson. Prob wanted some frickle frackle with viccy. Haha sike he aint getting no ass.
"HEY HOW CUD U SAY DAT, AUTHOR??? UH OH LUKS LIKE I HAB TO SOLVE DIS PROBLEMO" keylin say. He whip out gun frum arsehole and shot himself. Oops.
"DANGNABBIT AUTHOR!!! NOW DA CARPETS FILLED WIT BLOOD!" yelled ham at me. Fak u himy.
"ANYWAYS" vix continued. "we go on a feldtrip 2day to da farm! i here dey hav vry tender udders 11!!1 grab ur tampons nd let us go!"
Erybody pressed der noses in agreement and left da hq.
~~3 mins later ~~
tone is trowing money at stripper, and they r drunk af.
"we went da rong way" moaned take this shit down.
~~83 yrs lates~~
"ok daddys hers da proper way 2 carress a udder." vic say while da others watch scaredly.
baldvic start to pinch the cow till it squirts milk. "MMMMMM CREAMMY" dey all yell.
The little hoes gather round da cow to collect da milk with their mouths.
AND DEN Robbie rotten chimes in wearing a cop disguise. "U FOOLS. YALL STOLE MA CATCH PHRASE HA YALL GON GET IT NOW." he yell and whips out a tank frum his hat.
"NO DON'T KILL US" mikey yelled.
"Nah" robbie say.
"I dont mind dying" tone say.
"PRE-DEATH ORGY" himito announce. dey hav one last orgy be4 they go on to a better place.
sike
dey go to hell with all da other
emos.
THE END.
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purce thur vels radikil advinturs (Pierce The Veil Crack Fic)
Fanfictionvictur, hime, tone, and michelle find demselvs in a twisted gay af advntar. will dey end up ded or haveng a orgy???? red to find out!!11!!!1 (sorry for this i was bored and procrastinating instead of updating my actual story)
