Septiplier -GenderBend-

Hey... Let's Go Out

Author's Note: Okay... Sorry for lack of updates... I missed my lil friend ... My emotions where a bit wobbly... But I'm okay now... Let's continue..

As Jack and Mark where a bit girlish due to the potions before... Tyler and Ethan didn't tell them about it..

Jack:*sounds sassy* Okay... Since we've got our body back... I can go home right? Right? Right? Marky? Answer me...
Mark:*even more sassy* Whaa? Oh... Yeah... You can go home... But before you go home... Care for some window shopping? Shall we... *holds the phone like it is dirty* You've done with your editin' and stuff... I've done with mine... Besides... It's afternoon... We got like... HALF A DAY MOREEEEE!!!!! Like Jesusss.... Staying whole day... Playing games??? It is fun and all... But... COME ON!!! *swipes the hair sideway*
Jack:*sassy* Yeah... Jaysus... Okay... Let me dress up... *pushes Mark away from the room*

15 minutes later.

Jack:*opens the door* Okay Marky... I'm done...*wakes up Mark that is snoring infront of the door while standing* Marky? Wake up!!!!! Change that ugly ass tees... Jaysus... Quick!!!

Author's Note: Okay... I make them like those plain white girls... LoL... Sorry... Don't hate me... It suppose to be funny ... okay...

Mark:*wakes up* Who the fuck? Wake me? What the fuck... Jacky???? Oh... This is ugly ass tees? Oh... *finger snaps* Oh... Oh... Oh!!!! *cools down* Okay... I'll change...
Jack: Stop it... Motherfucker... Go change!!!!... *claps his hands*

5 minutes later

Mark:*shows the tee* So?
Jack: It's better... 50/50... It's okay... I guess... Okay... Let's go...
Jack:*walks towards Ethan and Tyler* Guys... I'm going window shopping... With Marky... So...Enjoy gaming... Indoors.... See ya~! *waves goodbye*
Ethan: Ya... See ya... *eyes on the game*
Mark:*whisper* What bunch of jerks! Not even look in the eye... *walks of the house and into the car* *nudges Jack by the shoulder*
Jack: Yup... Forget about that... Lets just go...*seatbelts and let Mark drives the car*
Mark: Okay... Lets go..

1 hour later

So they enters the place. Store per store they walked and walked until Jack stopped Mark on a perfume store next to a shoe store.

Jack: Marky... Look!!! These... Colognes... Ahh... So manly smellin'.. Hell yeah! Come... Take a look!!
Mark:*sounded tired* Oh... But I'm kinda tired... Can we seat somewhere... Eat ice cream or somethin'? *fans himself with his fingers*
Jack: Aww... Marky... Come on... Check this first...
Mark: Okay...

So they test some of the masculine smelling perfumes and bought some of them. They also bought some shoes and tees and jeans... And stop for awhile for some ice cream.

Jack: I like vanilla... *point it from the glass*
Mark: Chocolate please.. *looks inside his wallet and hands over the dollar bills for him and Jack*
Jack: Aww... You're paying for me???
Mark: Come on!!! It's just ice cream..

So both of them sat near the ice cream store and enjoy those tasty ice cream before gets home.

Jack: I'm beat... Let's go home first... I'll go home tomorrow...
Mark: That's cool... You're driving..
Jack: No......
Mark: Yes............
Jack: No...... I won't!!!! Hell to the no... I could drive a car... But no!!! *pushes the car keys till it fall to the ground*
Mark:*picks up and shove it infront of Jack's face* Listen! I've drove you here... So it's YOUR turn... So? Drive... Bitch!
Jack:*takes the car keys and close the door... hard* Fine!!! Get in... Bitch!!

Author's note: Okay... I legit laugh... writing this... Soo... Girly... And bitchy... shut up! It's my story...

1 hour later,

Both of them puts all of the paper bags on the table near the tv.

Jack: Oh my fucking god!! 6 pm??? How long we've been in there? Window shopping huh?
Mark: Yup... The first few hours.. Yeah... But after that... You where forcing me... So... *hands up*
Jack: Woah? Now... Listen... Motherfucker... Mark... I? Force you? Na ah! *finger snaps*
Mark: Okay... Sorry... Sorry.. Jeez... Calm down... Okay... I like to shop to... *whisper* I guess...
Jack: I heard that... Okay... Let's chill...
Mark: Guys... Check those out... We bought some for you guys too you know...
Tyler: You do? Wow... Thanks...
Ethan: Do you even know my size, Mark?
Jack: Shush... Just tried to cloths later... Stop complainin'... *ushered Mark up the stairs and giggle along the way*
Tyler and Ethan: *shrugged and check those paper bags*

Okay... I had a lot of fun writing this...okay... like always... thanks for reading *listens the radio* do anything down there. By: Z