Written by: Sapphireous
A/N: MiniCat anyone? :D [unedited, sorry for mistakes ; ; ]
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"HO-HO-HO BITCHES" Tyler yelled as he went inside Evan's cozy house where the group of friends have decided to gather
"Glad you could make it Santa" Evan chuckled at Tyler's Santa costume
"I better have a shitton of milk and cookies for having to wear this" Tyler huffed as the two went into the living room
"GUYS LOOK! IT'S SANTA!" Lui yelled in his squeaker voice, making everyone look
"Aaaayyee Santa, you lost a lot of weight" Marcel laughed as Tyler hit him lightly on the head when he passed by
"Alright! You fuckers know what you want for Christmas yet!?" Tyler yelled as the guys cheered
"Me first!" Delirious cheered, quickly standing up from his spot on the couch
"Come and sit on Santa's lap then little boy" Tyler said as he sat down and pat his lap
"TIME FOR FOOD" Evan yelled, his eye twitching for some reason. Delirious raised an eyebrow at him and tilted his head, confused on what Evan was talking about
"But food isn't done yet"
"Then you should help me finish it" Evan scoffed as he grabbed Delirious by the hoodie and dragged him to the kitchen, away from Tyler and his lap
"Well someone was jealous" Craig said as the rest of the guys snickered
"Speaking of food though, Nogla, guess what I got" Brian said with a smirk
"What?" Nogla asked
"Plum pudding" Brian said, making Nogla yell in excitement
"The black stuff! Brian you are a true fucking Irishman" Nogla grinned as the guys laughed at his reaction
"Can't have Christmas without it" Brian proudly said
"What is with you Irish people and your plum pudding" Brock snicked as the laughter died down
"Well I don't need to sit on Santa's lap anymore, I already have plum pudding" Nogla chuckled
"Alright who's next then! Preferably someone without a possessive boyfriend and who isn't Irish" Tyler said as Lui jumped up from the couch
"Oh! Oh! I'll go!" Lui said in his squeaker voice once more, sitting beside Tyler rather than his lap
"Okay monkey, what do you want?" Tyler asked
"I want a possessive boyfriend!"
"Shut the fuck up!" Tyler laughed along with the guys
"I think Lui's gonna get coal for Christmas" Craig chuckled. They continued that way for a bit more until they started splitting up to their own little conversations. Evan and Delirious finally came back from the kitchen as Delirious and Nogla sat by the couch to play Evan's Xbox. Brian and Lui cheered Delirious on just to piss Nogla off while Evan just sat and chuckled at his friend's actions. Marcel was on the phone with his girlfriend while Brock was calling his wife, both eager to greet their significant other. The only ones missing were Tyler and Craig
Craig was on Evan's porch, staring at the sky, a distant look in his eyes. Tyler quietly approached him in hopes that he could surprise Craig. Once he was about to jump the British though, he noticed that he didn't seem too happy
"You okay?" Tyler asked as he decided against scaring his friend and instead settled for leaning on the railing beside Craig
"Oh, hey Tyler" Craig mumbled
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The Christmas BBS Special [2016]
FanfictionA collection of stories for Christmas 2016