The Birthday

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The average age of people living in our military retirement community is 85. Recently, a neighbor turned 100, and a big birthday party was thrown. Even his son turned up.

"How old are you?" a tenant asked.

"I'm 81 years old," he answered.

The tenant shook her head. "They sure grow up fast, don't they?"

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