Dramione (please read!!)

Oh, boy

i woke up to the sound of Hermione crying in my bed. She was still asleep, so I kissed her awake. She awoke with a start, but then calmed down. She looked down at her silk nightgown. 

Hermione- "Draco, how did I get this on?"

Me- "Do you remember anything from last night?" 

Mione- "I, um, no. The last thing I remember is going with you to the Slytherin common room."

Me- "Well, we played a drinking game with Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle, and then you chugged over half a bottle of vanilla vodka then threw up. So then I didn't want you to smell like it, so I washed your hair, and put the nightgown on you."

Mione- "Thanks Draky."

Then she crawled onto me and started kissing me. I deepened the kiss by putting my hands on her waist. And, well, you know what happened after that. *wink wink 😉* . I made sure to be protected. 

 "Hey, Mione, I got to go get something from the Slytherin common room, ok babe?" 

She said something that sounded like an "okay", but it was kinda difficult to understand her because she was asleep again. I grabbed a little metal box from my bedside table, and walked to the Slytherin common room and go to Blaise's room. 

I sat on his bed and said, "Yo, Blaise, wake up you fat arse," as I threw a pillow at his head. He called me a female dog, and  then woke up. 

Blaise- "What the hell do you want?" 

Me- "Look what I used last night." I said holding up the box.

Blaise- "Oh, no. Oh no no no no no. Dude, your screwed."

Me- "I, what? What do you mean?"

Blaise- "Dude, those where for Crabbe! I poked holes in them!" 

Me- "Wait. You WHAT?!"

Blaise- "I- dude, I'm sorry." His voice wavered.

Me- "Oh, my Merlin Blaise. I might of just gotten Mione pregnant......."