If he won't open up a little, this is it. You were in the kitchen making a batch of French cookies called macarons. They take three days to make. A day to make and bake, and another two to let them sit until properly cured for eating. It was worth the struggle of doing this for the one thing. Just to find out what is there to be known about this man.
*Ring ring!* the timer is up! The macarons can be eaten!! You smile at your multicolored masterpieces, proud of your hard work. Doing this all in secret was the real struggle though. You put the cookies on a silver platter in the kitchen and walk to spy's smoking room. You knock. One time, rest, four times, rest, two times. Your secret code.
"Come in." You walk in and place the platter on spy's coffee table next to him. "Ici sir espion." Spy looks at you shocked that you spoke French. "What? I learned French since middle school." Spy looks over and picks up a macaron.
"Are zhese..? Did ou' make zhem?" You nod at him. "It's an early Christmas present. " (I'm writing this on December 9th deal with it.) "merci!" As you walk away you hear him bite into the cookie. "Wait!" You stop and turn around. "What is it?" "Zhese....are amazing! How did ou' learn to make such a complex, time consuming, desert?"
You looked at him and laughed. "Just because I'm not French doesn't mean I've not been there or used to work at a bakery there...you really are something aren't you?" You walk over to the other seat by spy. "Your a secretive man. I respect that. You know, I still have secrets myself." Spy turns to look at you.
"Like the time ou' were a delinquent from school?" You start busting a gut. "No! No no..I've got secrets beyond comprehension! It's not like those Demons will see the light of day.....unless..." spy gives you a look. "Unless what?" You grin. "Unless you tell me your secrets, I'll tell you mine."
Knowing him, it kills him to not know information that's literally right in front of him. "......ugh! Fine..what do ou' want to know?" 'What do I want to know? That's a good question... I never thought about that...' " do you like someone?" He stops. "Well-" "you can pass if you want. I understand some secrets are meant to be kept.
"He nods, a little flustered...probably just the light of the fire place. "What about ou' chéri?" You stand up and look at the side of the smoking room. "What do ou' have to say?" You turn to spy. "I'm not a human. Nor am I alien. I am a DNA splice experiment." Spy looks at you confused. "I'm half bird half human. A reincobinant avian bird experiment." You take off your coat an open your hawk wings.
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Spy looks at you astonished.
And then you woke up.
"UUUGGGGG!!!!" You get up grumpy from your bed and walk downstairs for breakfast. Why is it the best dreams get cut off at the best part?! You sit down at the table and wait as engie cooks breakfast. Everyone else was talking as you were just idly sitting by listening to Miranda pluck engies guitar and singing.
PLAY THE SONG!!!
"You were in my dreams, While I slept forever. I've been drifting here So long. When I found you near, I hoped you would wake me. You won't say goodbye. Never say goodbye. All the years have been so long As I dreamt forever. I've been waiting patiently for you. Don't say goodbye. Please don't say goodbye. Now that I'm awake, I hope you will find me. If you want a cake, I'll bake. Did you bring the eggs? I'll mix in the sugar for you. Don't say goodbye. Sweet, don't say goodbye. I was always fond of you Although you're not clever. You will never know how much I care. Don't say goodbye. Please don't say goodbye. All the years have been so long As I waited for you. I will always sing my song for you. Don't say goodbye. Please don't say goodbye. If you say goodbye, It will be goodbye..."
you had tears in your eyes. It connected to you on a spiritual level. "Miranda, who was that for?" She looked up and blushed. "Ack! J-just a little song mein Freund..." she got up and walked to you.
"Ich opened Spions safe. Jou can read his files zhat he hides in it. I copied every note and put them on jour desk. Even I vas surprised by these things." She whispers and walks away to continue playing guitar. You hired Miranda to get to his case that he keeps his files in. How she did it? You don't know, but now you can find his secrets you've been begging to know!
You get up, dashing to your room. Reading the files were just a waste of time. All it really told you was his height, weight, name etc. you pulled out a small packet. They had photocopies of things in a sketch book, no....wait....a dairy!! You grinned and read through the papers. This was too good to be true!
'Dear diary, Oui, I've done it again. I fell in love. Me being the hopeless dreamer I am, plan to never speak a word of it. Besides it might not even be love. I'm not sure...'
"oh-ha-ha-ha..." you Mutter under your breath.
A tap on your shoulder.
"AHH!!" You whip you head around seeing spy laughing. You make a growl noise. "What do you want?!" Spy stops his laughing. "I was wondering why ou' are reading secret files....zhat are mine." You freeze.
Oh shit.... "aha heh heh...well you see, I uh...I um...." you trail off seeing spy get closer to you. "Especially my diary..." spy didn't even look mad, he just looked curious. ".....iwanttoknowmoreaboutyou!" You blurt out.
"Speak English or French mon ami..." " I want to know more about you..?" It came out more like when a teacher asks a question and a kid answers sort of guessing the answer, making it sound like a question. He smiles at you and crashes his lips onto yours. 'WOAH! (Y/N)!! THIS IS A KISS!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!' You think to your self before you melt into the kiss. You both pull away. "Why don't I tell ou' myself...."
This was a request by wafflekitten44which is also writing a TF2 X Reader, that you should read. And as always.... SEE YA LATER MY DRAGONS!!!!
