Japler

Stapler x Jason

Jason sprinted into the closet as fast as he could, slamming the door behind him. He breathed heavily, but not from running. No, something much worse was upon him.

A bright red stapler seemed to glare at him from where it was sitting in the closet. Jason winced against its fierce stare. "Yes, I know I'm late," He breathed. "Just listen: I don't have that much time. Piper-" He stopped as the Stapler's glare intensed. "O-okay, I won't use her name around you, but Pi- she- will be looking for me soon."

The Stapler sat in a well-if-you-weren't-running-from-her-she-wouldn't-be-looking-for-you way. Jason sighed, knowing that that was true. "Look, let's just talk about what we came here for and get it over with. Deal?"

The Stapler agreed to the deal.

Jason pulled up a chair that was coincidentally in the closet, along with a desk in which the Stapler sat on. He sat down, his heart beating furiously. The Stapler's gaze seemed to soften, as if it knew Jason was extremely nervous. Why have you been neglecting me for all these years? It seemed to say. Before he could even think, Jason was pouring out an explanation with tears glimmering in his eyes.

"I didn't mean to," He started out childishly. "16 years of being a demigod doesn't give me time to mingle with old friends." He stared pointedly at the Stapler, who seemed to know where he was going. "I know you gave me warnings when I was little, but I was just so in love. I actually tried to make out with you. When I was two. Does that show how madly in love I was?"

The Stapler shed a single tear. Or it might have been some water that had leaked from the ceiling above, Jason didn't know. But he wasn't about to stop his story out of sympathy.

"When you bit into my lip, I was terrified. I didn't know that you came with... all that." He gestured towards a box full of staples that sat next to the Stapler. "I was so terrified that I ran from any stapler I ever saw. Until now.

"What I'm trying to say is, well, I'm not ready for a relationship with you. Not yet, at least. I'll need to prepare myself the next time we see each other, but when will we see each other again? Probably not in a long time. I've got my hands full with Piper-" The Stapler flinched as Jason said her name. "- and I've been trying to keep another relationship secret, but I think I can tell you."

The Stapler's mouth dropped open (well, it would have dropped open if it had a mouth) as a figure stepped out from the shadows of the closet and into the flickering candlelight.

Jason couldn't help but smile as his one true love shyly showed itself. "Come on, Brick," He whispered. "Introduce yourself to Stapler."

The Brick and Stapler shared greetings with each other by staring politely into each others faces. Then the Brick turned towards Jason and kindly asked to make out.

"Um, not right now, Bricky. Maybe later." Sweat trickled down the back of his neck as Jason noticed the Stapler's glare had returned. He opened his mouth to say something, anything, when-

"JASON GRACE!"

"Crap, that's Piper. Gotta go, guys. See you... sometime." Jason quickly pecked the Brick's cheek before scrambling out of the closet. Slightly regretting leaving those two in a closet alone, he hurried down a hallway into Piper's room, hardly feeling guilty for now cheating on her twice.

A/N: HEY GUYS SOMETHING NEW I GUESS
IF YOU SHIP JIPER THEN ER SORRY
don't get me wrong jiper is a great ship I ship it too but idk man Japler...

anyway it is currently 2:00 in the morning and this idea just popped into my head so

and all my irl friends are reading this

heya guys

leave me alone
k byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee