Every master needs a butler

Annoying mah

"I don't need a butler mah" I say annoyed into the phone in my office. I was trying to have a regular conversation with my mother until she starts to gripe about how messy my place was, like always. Why can't we ever have a normal mother son conversation? She hadn't even been there in a week and she still knows it's a mess again. Stupid mother instincts. "I have just been a little busy, ok? It's hard to make money on the biggest hotel in Ireland AND keep my house in pitch perfect shape." I say to my mother as she try's to convince me ounce more. She doesn't understand how stressful this job is! I can't just clean my house after being in my office for over 12 hours everyday.

"Come on jackaboy! You need that stinky junk whole of yours clean. I can't always come over every month to pick up for u!" I hear my mah say in a sympathetic tone. I roll my eyes, "ok I will think about it" I then hear my mah yell into the phone, almost making my ears bleed. "You always say that jack!!...Ugh how about I make a job interview at least? So u can see for yourself what butler u desire?" I huff into the phone "mom I..." "GREAT!" I hear her yell again, "I will start finding butlers right away!! Tootles!"

I then only hear a beeping knowing she hung up. Ugh why does she have to be so stubborn? I put my face in my hands and grip my hair. I huff ounce more and decide to get a coffee from across the street of my hotel. I look at the clock seeing it's only 3:00 in the after noon. It's a Friday so that means the coffee house isn't busy at this hour, I think to myself. I grab my coat and my mahs old hat. I walk down the stairs and out the door, thankfully not being stopped for any complaints of the hotel. I stop in the middle of the sidewalk and smell the wet air from the sprinkling rain. I walk across the street to a small coffee shop that looked a little tacky but not to run down.

I open the door to be met by the sweet smell of coffee and baked goods. I look around to see barely any people around, thankfully that meant there was no line. I licked my lips slightly from them being chapped then hang up my coat on a chair with my hat. I walk up to the cashier as I'm greeted with a smile. "Hello mr mclouglan, do u want ur usual?" Bob says to me. Bob was an old friend of mine and owned the coffee shop. I came here so often that he already knew what I wanted, how sweet.

"U know it bob" I say to him giving bob just as happy of a smile. "Haven't seen u in awhile buddy, how've u been doin?" Bob asks me as he jots down on a paper my order and hands it to the cook in the back. "Ok I guess, work has been work and thankfully there arnt as many complaints from my customers like last month" I say to bob as I sit at the table I usually sit at when I come here. As usual bob comes to sit with me and hands me my receipt as I hand him the yeros it costed me. "Noice, and how's ur mom? Left u alone yet about ur junk of a house?" Bob puts the money in his apron while I role my eyes. Bob laughs slightly and I look out the window as the rain slowly gets heavier. "Nope, and now she is having me hire a butler. Don't know if she's gonna let me choose him or not eather. U know how she is picky about things." I look back at bob as a smirk shows on his face. "And why a butler? Why not a maid? Is it because of ur gay situation ooorrr Are u trying to get with a butler?" We laugh as I punch his shoulder slightly across the table. "No ya goof, and I already told u that I'm bi-sexual! Not all the way gay." (Get it? cause "all the way?" The song? No? Ok I'll stop)

We laugh together as I see the cook set down my coffee and bag of cookies. I look up to see wade smiling at us both. "U guys talking about sexuality again? Why does it always come to that between u two?" Wade says as he pulls up a chair. "Yup and also that jacks getting a new butler" bob wiggles his eyebrows at me as I take a drink of my coffee. Wade laughs then looks at me. "What is it? A kink of yours for butlers?" Wade and bob laugh more. While I was about to argue, I suddenly get a phone call. "Wait hold on, ugh it's my mah. That probably is my qew to go see her." I roll my eyes as I grab my bag of cookies and my coffee. "Ok jack, it was nice seeing u. Hope we can hang out soon again." Wade says while wiping the table off and putting back his chair. I put on my jacket as I start to walk to the door with bob trailing behind. "Yeah" bob continues as he gives my back a pat and walks to his post. "good luck dude, with ur mom and all". "I'll need it bob" I smile at them both and give a wave as I finally answer my phone after it's vibrating this whole time.

"What mah?" I ask in an annoyed tone. "Geez couldn't u sound a anymore grateful? Anyway u need to come down to ur house so u can interview ur butlers!! I have a bunch of people who would love to be interviewed for the job!" Dang does my mah work fast. "Ok fine but I would rather not have them come to my house, let's meet up at the hotel ok? Just tell them to come there and meet me in my office." I hear my mah agree and we say my goodbyes as I walk back to the hotel.

<TIME SKIP TO THE INTERVIEWS>

I groan into my coffee as I finally guzzle the rest of it down. My mah gives me a look as she was sitting next to me the past two hours interviewing so many men as my new butler. I huff after the big gulp then look at my mother with tired eyes. "When is this gonna be over? I would really like to go home now." I say to my mother in agony as I feel so wore out. She huffs as she looks down at her clip bored "There's only one more jackaboy, then it will be over" she says to me in a baby voice while patting my head. I roll my eyes and take another bite of my cookie as I pretty much have eaten half of the bag already. "Next" my mother calls as I then see someone I didn't expect open the door.