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    Hematography for Beginners [CPN]

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    A cellphone novel about post-life crisis. ☨ A nebbish Filipino vampire reconsiders his (post-)life choices after a fun but stressful dalliance with a party girl. ☨ RIYL: What We Do In The Shadows, Phonogram, Being Human, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace...

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    I.
    
                          
    Two weeks go by.
    No follow-up.
    No regrets either—for the most part.
    
                          
    (Yeah, I really would have liked that footjob.)
    
                          
    Whatever.
    
                          
    I don't need that kind of responsibility.
    At least not at the moment.
    
                          
    (Post-)Life goes on.
    There are other needs.

    
                          
    
                            
    
                                There are other needs
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    II.
    
                          
    I keep a supply
    in a locked refrigerator.
    I don't give it any cute nicknames
    or euphemistic labels
    — "House Red"
    "Plasma al Pomodoro"
    "Crimson Tide" —
    that's not my style.
    I'm not into playing with my food.
    
                          
    At the moment,
    it's running critically low.

    
                          
    
                            
    
                                At the moment,it's running critically low
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    III.
    
                          
    Contrary to myth,
    not all of us go into a rage
    during withdrawals.
    
                          
    I become more like my usual self,
    only hungrier,
    lonelier,
    needier,
    hornier,
    and worse at grammar,
    apparently.
    
                          
    Well, there's only so much self-loathing
    I'm willing to put up with.
    
                          
    Time for a refill.
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