A cellphone novel about post-life crisis. ☨ A nebbish Filipino vampire reconsiders his (post-)life choices after a fun but stressful dalliance with a party girl. ☨ RIYL: What We Do In The Shadows, Phonogram, Being Human, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace...
Two weeks go by. No follow-up. No regrets either—for the most part.
(Yeah, I really would have liked that footjob.)
Whatever.
I don't need that kind of responsibility. At least not at the moment.
(Post-)Life goes on. There are other needs.
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II.
I keep a supply in a locked refrigerator. I don't give it any cute nicknames or euphemistic labels — "House Red" "Plasma al Pomodoro" "Crimson Tide" — that's not my style. I'm not into playing with my food.
At the moment, it's running critically low.
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III.
Contrary to myth, not all of us go into a rage during withdrawals.
I become more like my usual self, only hungrier, lonelier, needier, hornier, and worse at grammar, apparently.
Well, there's only so much self-loathing I'm willing to put up with.
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