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*arrived at mall*

Me: mom I want smoothie
Mom: supermarket first
Me: I keep yo ass mom.
Mom: whatever
*after she bought everything shw wants*

Me: mom smoothie.
Mom: stfu.
Me: wtf mom *groans*
Mom: here *gives me 50 bucks*
Me: yeay! Love you.
Mom: I hate you too
Me: bye mother fucker *mumbles*

*after ordered my smoothie*

Me: *looks around* where is she?
Mom: im here. Which one is better for me.
Me: the green one I like rilakkuma.
Mom: okay.

*after pick up my smoothie*

Me: mom you want?
Mom: yup.
Me: *gives her my smoothie*

*after 20 minutes*

Me: omfg mom my smoothie.
Mom: its so good. Ang you bought it with my money.
Me: ahajldjdjdhksk

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