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im afraid your mad

Im interupting your boring lives to give you this hilarious joke, true poetry at its best-

So two pieces of black tarmac walked into a bar, right? And they went up to the bar man and ordered a gin and tonic and a coctail that had a lot of chilli in. When they got their drinks the barman saw they were tourists and said-you can sit where ever you want but if i was you, dont sit near him! The barman pointed to a red peice of tarmac in the corner, now this tarmac was going crazy. He was chewing on barmats, chugging his real ale and eating packets of peanuts without even opening them! The black peices of tarmac turned to the barman and asked- whats up with him, he looks crazy, to which the barman replied- well hes a............

........cycle-path!

Yknow like phycopath? Its way better when you just say it tbh:/
Hilarious though right!?!?!?!

Just another quality piece of real art from me, your welcome.