Sand Man Headcanons

Your his

Okay so a lot of people (including me) would love to imagine this man fucking our brains out!
Well if you want to hear about this man and how he treats you you're in luck!

This man is easily agitated, so if you try to bother him when he works you better be ready for "punishment"
This man is will throw you on his desk and slam hard!!! He'll talk down to you and insult you(if you're into that kudos you got a grade A man just piss him off)(but he also loves being ridden in his chair ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°))
When he's not agitated and genuinely wants to have sex he will make love! Yes this mean grump jaws loves you to death and will treat you right! Just don't bother him while he's working because if you're not into being called shit it's not wise. Other wise aside from that he is very loving in bed.

If you kiss his nub he'll actually blush!!  Why? Insecurities, yes yes even he has them. That one is more of a "I'm weak and I lost" sorta thing!! So give that injury and his face lots of smooches!!! (I would kiss THE FUCK OUT OF HIS NUB!!)

He's very Territorial, YOU ARE  HIS if he sees anyone flirting with you he'll most likely kill them(drying them up is his go to method)
He will scold you for it! Yes he will scold you for being flirted with!! But to get off the hook you have to either remind him "I'm yours hunny!!"
He will be a bit angry and want to give you "punishment" but you can easily get out of it if you want
Just talk about your his and that's how it will be

He pampers you so bad!!! You want that highly expensive coat? "I got it for you"
You want it he got it for ya!!!

!!!He loves you!!!
You can give him any pet name
But if you call him "My King" oh boy will he love ya!!!
He'll call you his Queen (regardless of gender) but if you protest against it he will call you any other