Sidemen one shots and stories

Your first fight

JJ: He finds out that you pirated 'Laid In America' and he stops answering your texts, feeling betrayed. He avoids you until you come to his house and force him to talk to you, and he offers to forgive you for some kinky sex. You found it funny, but eventually agreed.

Josh: Josh got drunk and tried to drive home, ending up crashing into a tree after flipping his car. You were worried sick and mortified that he'd even considered drunk driving, and the fact that he acted upon those thoughts pushed you over the edge. After Simon confirmed that he was okay, you refused to see or talk to him for weeks. He was heartbroken and got flowers and chocolates delivered to your house and job every day until you agreed to sort it out.

Simon: You found out that he was flirting with other people behind your back, and you pretended not to know. You took screenshots of his conversations and emailed them to yourself, and exposed him when he tried lying about it again. After that you immediately left him despite his begging and pleading for you to stay. You were glad you left when you did because two months later he had gotten two of his Side chicks pregnant. 

Ethan: You cheated at monopoly and won, and he wouldn't stop yelling about it until you threatened to tickle him. That shut him up.

Tobi: You stole is favorite hat and lost it, but he didn't seem so upset at first so it was okay.  Or so you thought. He stole your favorite pair of shoes and lit them on fire. You started stealing all of his hats so he took all of your shoes. after a month of silent suffering you traded the goods, finally fed up with the shitty dollar store shoes you had to buy and the stupid hairstyles he was trying out.

Vikk: Many thought that Vikk was working too much, when in all reality it was you. You were working to get a promotion at work and had completely blocked out everything that didn't have to do with your job. One problem with that was that you forgot to tell Vikk that you'd be extra busy, so he just assumed that he had messed up. He planned a big date and dinner at your house, but when you didn't show up until 1 in the morning, (You really needed this promotion.) He had convinced himself that you were cheating on him. A long night filled with a lot more wine and tears followed, but you eventually got it sorted out. 

Harry: He forgot to put on a condom before you last had sex, and now your period is late. He keeps on trying to convince you that having a baby around the house wouldn't be so bad, but you despised him for it.