Rare Beasts

Fuzz

Who was fuzz? Well an experimental creature that was gifted by the twin's grandma. Her name was Grandma Boo Reaper. Kind of a creepy name for  an old lady. The witch of North was with what she was refered to often. According to a journal that the twins found out in their basement was that Fuzz was created by these ingredients more like created by these creepy thingies that resulted in a real cute form (accidentally) :

Experiment 998 : Fuzz Ball

Ingredients:

Hair of a hairy spider for making it fluffy and fuzzy

Woodlice for white colour

Boogerhammer lizard taken from a sewer for red eyes

A red ribbon to make it child-likable

A frog and a lizard's tail ( probably to make it more of a witchy recipe....no specific reason....back to buisness shall we?)

Urine of the horsefly for a longer living period

Fingers of my great-great-great grandma just for luck ( she was a lucky lad in her time )

Recipe:

Trap a hairy spider from your basement and shave its hair off. I got my spider from my son's house. He has really nasty twins roaming around his house playing with all that crap in the basement you know. They got me one spider. I was wearing my favourite dress that day. I got it from my great-great-great-great-great grandma. Family inheritage you know.....memories....right, back to the topic.

Mash the body of the spider and the wood lice and mash it and mash it and mash it until it turns all gooey-gooey and purpely stuff.

Mix the hair with the purple stuff and mix it. Put on your favourite song on while you work... "Am a barbie girl in a barbie world....life in plastic,its fantastic...." oh yeah....i love that song!!!

Ok next, take the eyeballs of the boogerhammer lizard and drop them in the bowl of the purple stuff.You should try the boogerhammer lizard soup on page 398 experiment 873. It's delecious!

Top it with the urine of the horse fly. The eyeballs might feel it stingy and they will turn red and start to soon change colour from red to blue. That's strange, they were meant to be red according to me. Why blue? It isn't an evil colour is it?Oh well...

Stick the fingers inside the mixture. It really was fun digging in to the grave for my 3×great grandma (short for great-great- great grandma) to ask her for three of her forty hand fingers!!Yeah she really had forty hand fingers....so what? I've got three eyes!! Well she was doing real fine under the six feet ground having all the latest teen magazines and the beers so i got one of her magazine. She really had so many of them. One gone wouldn't hurt would it?

Now shread the red ribbon into threads. How? Well do it yourself or ask your mom. I ain't gonna tell you. It's my top secret.

Ok back to business....Shove the bowl into the oven and preheat it to 99 degree C. Hey hold on a sec! Did i say something wrong? No i didn't. Take the frog and squeeze it in your hand until its eyes bulge off. Squeeze release squeeze release squeeze...... *tin* there you go helped you to pass the time while the alarm of the oven goes off...the frog trick really works to pass time! Ok take it out of the oven and its all done. Hey it wasn't supposed to be cute!! Ughh...why does my every experiment turn out to be the exact opposite of what i plan!It must be because of the red ribbon. Red ribbons are on the christmas gifts....it's supposed to be happy! So that's why it changed to a good fuzz ball! Probably...Next time am gonna make a cute one so it turns out to be really horrible.

Well looks like i would have to gift it to the nasty twins because i don't wanna keep a goody goody two shoes now do i?

That should do it as a birthday gift for them. They would like it now that their grandma has made it especially for them.

Yes and dont forget to wrap it in an old dish cloth and add a lizard's tail as a ribbon to pack it up. We had to use it in some way hadn't we? It was the last ingredient....

Result:

Don't even make me repeat it.

So this was how fuzzy was accidentally created and gifted to the twins on their second birthday.

It sure was the worst day of fuzzy's life that resulted in the worst longest life thanks to the urine of the horsefly and grandma boo reaper obviously.....

A/N: Updated two chapters in one night tired...gonna sleep....please like and comment and point out any mistakes from my story......thanks guyzzz.....good night...ZZZZZ.....