"Well....if you'd be so kind to get off me sis," Regan said looking at her with puppy eyes, "we'll be able to think of a PLAN"
"Why? You afraid of your own little pocket knife?" Rega said in a bored tone.
"No i'm not!" he said.
"Whatever" she said getting off him.
"What should we do now sis?"
"Well how about we sneak into Miss Cooter's backyard, take her clothes,go to the laundry shop,spin them in the weird machines and they will shrink to half their size! Or we can put sacks of pepper in Berry's muffin batter, "
"Do you even have the money for two spins in the washing machine or sacks of pepper? Besides, if you don't remember sis , we already shrunk her clothes and she didn't even notice!"
"Probably because of her glasses. They just magnify the objects. Remember when we stole them?"
"Yeah and sold them for two pence! Just great sis!"
"Now you tell what to do Rega"
"How about we buy stuffing of pillows and dump them in the sewer pipes! That would be great! Streets will be flooded and then we'll play with paper boats!"
"Money bro? Remember?"
"Why is it all about MONEY! And great coincidene! It's the only thing we don't have!"
"Well what do we do now Rega?"
Suddenly their eyes widened and they looked at each other in amusement:
"Fuzz!"
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Rare Beasts
HumorMeet Regan and Rega : the diabolical duo you'll love to hate! $omething unspeakable is happening to the beloved pets of the children of Tod's Limbs...... €reepy twins Regan and Rega are brilliantly bad and oh so wicked and its never long before they...
