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i'm Renee Jackson & you're watching Disney Channel.. I probably just ruined the moment. yikes!

anyways.. I'm that wild child that ur parents don't want u around. 😂 I need 2 stop— okay, gonna b serious here. *sucks cheeks in to prevent from laughing and takes a deep breathe* let me tell u a few things about myself.

-17 yrs of age
-singular noun (u get it? bc I'm single and a noun is a person, place or thing? no, okay..)
-buysexual
-living like Larry (if u don't know what this is from.. we can't b friends)
-food giver, I always got u hooked up if u want some
-finally, we should b friends bc I'm cool, well my mom tells me I am 💀

sincerely,
the #1 Dad

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 13, 2016 ⏰

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