"you're ugly"

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I’m sorry you can’t be me, I’m one of a kind.
Thanks, I was trying to look more like you today.
Hey, thanks, that’s a compliment!Takes one to know one!
You do know that my face is a mirror, right?
I feel so sorry for you, if I’m ugly, you’re butt ugly!
At least the mirror didn’t break when I looked at it this morning.
At least I don’t have a butt face!Awww, thanks, you’re so kind.
So is your mom…

This upsets me how?
Did I ask?
Sigh, is that all you’ve got?
Thanks, I try just for you.
Look who’s talking!
Who cares?
I don’t remember asking you.
You are such a troll
I don’t remember asking you for your opinion!
Back at cha’
And I thought you were cute!
That’s not what your boyfriend/girlfriend said last night

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