I may be chubby, but chubby can slim down, but ugly just can't be fixed.
Be careful, I ate the last person who commented on my weight!
Congratulations on achieving your degree in Master of the Obvious.
The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality!
Fat is a temporary caloric imbalance, but stupid is a permanent genetic malfunction!
All the better to sit on you my dear.
