The ancient Gods of mythology need to stop putting poor modern people thru the trails of heroes. It's not really worth the trouble anymore, and no one has the time to spare to save the world. "Look at retirement this way, Zeus, you would stop having...
Zeus is the king of Gods, he also can't keep it in his pants and cheats on his wife 90% of the time. He rules the skies and can toss big lightning bolts at things he doesn't like. He may be a King of Gods but he causes lots of problems. So Zeus is, 'okay'.
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Hera is Zeus's wife, she gets jealous a lot and hates Zeus's children that aren't hers. Ever heard of the Madness of Hercules? That sums up how she feels about most of the end results of Zeus's many love affairs. Queen of God's, by the way, is also the cause of lots of problems because she has tantrums. Also Goddes of Mariage, which caused a war.
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Poseidon is one of Zeus's brothers', he rules the seas, he also causes problems. Most known for causing major catastrophic events. Has his fair share of affairs. Not a complete jerk but he's a jerk.
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