Basic steps to sarcasmist Fucking hell

Me. Myself. And I.

Awee where can I start. I'll do my best but, I'm not going to write like a fucking English professor. Yes, I'm totally drawing so many fans in as to my warming welcome. Well let's just say I'm a shit of a person and even more shit of a writer. The only thing I do know is that's there is other people who feel pain like I do and I guess I'll look for those people. Ok ok I'll be serious and say that I act tough but I'm actually a fucking turtle. Like literally if you touch me I will go in my Fucking shell and complain to myself until I'm okay, then repeat it for everything in life. That's my life in a turtle shell I'm happy for two seconds then someone touches me. Now understand this I'm not a fucking pussy , or whatever you think I might be. I'm actually one of the coolest guys at my school. (Not being sarcastic or conceited) Also I would like to say I'm such a sarcastic person I have to note when I'm not being sarcastic. Ok, but on topic the reason I'm writing anonymously is because I'm so scared for people to find out I'm not all that tough and I feel like no one would accept me. (Ik 0-100 real fucking fast) Ik Ik big talk and all but that's me if you really wanna know. Alright now I'll give you a choice listen to my pathetic and shitty Roller coaster I am forced to ride everyday I call my life , or just stop reading now. Because honestly it's about to get depressing.