in which peter's favorite chinese delivery girl just so happens to be tony stark's niece. but she forgot to mention that until they found themselves on a joined flight to germany.
❝ Don't tell Aunt May! ❞
❝ Don't tell my sister! ❞
[ peter parker ]
[...
a story in which a boy happens to realize that his chinese delivery girl is tony stark's niece.
or
in other words, peter parker finally gets the nerves to talk to the spunky art girl that's been in his class since second grade. and happens to be dating one of the strangest guys in his grade - the dumb jock who doesn't deserve her.
and maybe, just maybe, they may join forces to become one of the most badass crime-fighting team who may have ever lived.
❝ They'll call us Spider-Cat. ❞
❝ How about Hellspider? ❞
CAST
HAILEE STEINFELD as GENEVIEVE COSTA-STARK/HELLCAT.
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❝ I.. uh, just.. that'll be twenty dollars and fifteen cent! ❞
TOM HOLLAND as PETER PARKER/SPIDER-MAN.
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❝ Don't tell Aunt May! ❞
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. as TONY STARK/IRON MAN.
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❝ I'll have you two back with an excused absent note, okay? You think kids would be excited about missing school! ❞
OLIVIA WILDE as NARESSA DANVERS.
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❝ You took my sixteen year old sister to Germany? ❞
LYNDSY FONSECA as CLEOPHINA DANVERS.
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❝ Did you ask your sister? And if she said yes, then go for it. ❞
DOUGLAS BOOTH as LUCAS KNOX.
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❝ Were you just talking to my girl? No way, Nerd. ❞
MARVEL MCU CAST as THEMSELVES.
[ crying over how cliche this plot may be but i don't care. evie and peter are going to be cute as hell and i'm already down with this ship. and the ironic thing about evie is that she hates chinese food, but she loves dairy queen. i'm going to jump of a bridge for these two kids. #pevie lmao but actually #hellspider and yes... evie's sister is gay and is married to a woman!! deal with it. ]
