Sangria, Satorious, and sharkinthewauta

chatper one

**sharkinawuandas POV**

Hi, my name is Sharkinawuanda and I am in love with a boy named Javob Stegosaurus. He saveded me from killering myself twetny tomes. I donut think he knows i exist becuz if he did he wuld be in love with me to.
i shOuld orobably tell u some tings about me. I am 11 and 3/4 years old and I have been married twice already. My husbands are Barack Obaeman and Miranda Cocksgrive. I am a furry and love being around animals, especially horses.
Today I am fiantly going to talk to Jacob Scarfing and hope he will want to talk to me two. I am hopelguly going to talk to him before his concert this weekend so he can give me backstage bosses and psiibily sing too me on stage. I hope he sings his hit song "Buckwild" because it really turns me on, almost as much a amy little pony.
I like to think that i am an emo trashy bitch because i listen to Arabian Grandemother who has the most emoest songs ever. Especially her songs Friday & Saturday.
I walkded up to Jacrob Southern during Honors Lunch and i wuz like "Hey Jacorn" He looked at me confused. "Bitch ass hoe what the fuck is a Jacorn" I blushed really hard, he has to be in love with me to. "Oh Jason you're so funny! So like what are you doing g on saturday?" He looked really pissed, i'm so turned on. "Listen here you dumb butch, my name is Jacob Saggytitties and you should know that because i'm a motherfucking rockstar. Ive got a really important concert coming up in saturday and i'm really having my vibe killed by you, so if you could just like literally not that would be great." "Okay Jackrabbits, so what you're telling me is, is that you want me to hang out with you backstage at your concert on Sateuday and youv'e already put my name on the guest list. Thanks daddy i love you" I walked away proudly thinking, wow hes so in love wit me.
I tried to find my best friend Lianadinola to tell her all about my new boyfriend, because that's how dating works. He loves me and i love him so we're dating and we going to be together forever.  I tell her my whole story and she goes "Bitch he don't like you" I laughed at her, because she was right. "Oh Lianadinola, you always know how two make me laugh. Your right. he's in love with me, so no he doesn't like me. it's like a bigger like" She started at me dumbfounded. "Oh honey you rally have lost your mind."
After our lunch ended i went to my next class which is Onglish with Mr. Lowe, hes an aesthetic. He taughted us all about circled and squares and i fantasizes about the circle shaped ring Jarcova was gonna get me when we married. The class was halfway over before our teacher realized it was Onglish class not meth class and taught us an entire lesson in 20 mints. My brain was hurted so i went to the nurse to take a nap and he was a mean man named Carlos who was very mean and didn't like to give kids candy. He was asli very picky about lettucing kids miss a class because tehy didn't feel goods. Lucikhl he was me neighbor so he had to be rice to me because if he didn't mommi and dady would let our doge and cats pee and poopy on his lawn.
when i walked into his office he looked very annored but was still like "Okay Mrs Winteronna sign in, write what's wrong, say if it's urgent and if you're gonna die, whatever. i don't care just don't get me in trombone." I went to sleep and when i was sleep i had dream that i had a flying unicorn pegasus dinosaur and jacon and i rode off i to the sunset on it and when i woke up this mean kid named Arnold was throwing pretzels at my and i yelled and screamed until he stopping. "Arnod i know why you mean two me. it's because you likes me. well i'm sorry but i have a boyfriend and his name is Jarubia Sacristy. sorry again but i'm really not sorry."
i walked out of the nurses office and signed out. it was time to go home so i went to my class, grabbed my lunchbox and started wakling home.

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author note:
hi i hope y enjoy da first chatper and i'm liking for ward to writing more!