Chapter 1 ~ Oops.

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A/N some people who have read this part of the story already in my Randomness of Potatoes book don't have to read this part, but proceed if you will.


Taco X Baguette

The Tale of the Tacoette

PART 1

Her name was Taco Bella. Although she preferred being called white bread because of her crush, Baguette Yellow, who preferred to be called Bagu.

Anyways, White Bread was walking down the hallway of her school that she was in, Sraw Doof High. (If anyone can figure out the reference, I will make new ship to put downs in book for you!)

She was talking to a friend named Bob. Its short for SpongeBobble. (Also another reference) Any whale, Bob bumped into Bagu and she kept on screeching,
" ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM!!! " all the while she held onto him like a clingy infant.

The fan girl screech. If anyone could translate whale ever that is, White Bread had very hards time undoostanding what the hell was going on.

Bagu on the other hand, was in loove with White Bread. His hearts beating in his big ass anime eyes alike to girls to put them to shame. Bagu took Bob off his arm, threw her to the trashcan, where she felt quite at home there, and skipped over to White Bread.
































And Slapped the hell out of Author-chan standing behind White Bread.

The Potato looking creature, yelled out,

" What the flippin' frogs is your problem man!!!!!!?!!!?!??!? "

Baguette shrugged and picked up a Temmie and flew on the rainbow home.

White bread sighed dreamily,

" Isn't he just doughy? "

Get it because he's bread and -

Readers: GET OUT.

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CHEEZ-ITZ WHALE THEN. TIME FOR ME TO END THIS HERE.

BOOYAH I'M BACK FROM THE INSUFFERABLE NARNIA!




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