Chapter 1
As I listen to this man talking to me about Hollywood Frog auditions I think to myself he's crazy. I don't want to admit it but I'm kind of interested...I hop on my bike and head to Hollywood to check this audition out. I make a stop at the El Sweezo Cafe, filling in for the lady dancers, Fozzie the Bear gets up on stage. He starts to be made fun of and so I ask him if he knows any dances I get up and start to show him...by the end of the night there are tons of angry large scary men in the cafe, they think we're going to buy them all drinks, and we escape. This trip is not going well at all
Fozzie tells me he has a car so we hit the road I ask him if he wants to be a team with me but before he can respond a man flags us down. He shows me an offer to be in a frog legs shop and I certainly refuse. We quickly escape and the man has his assistant follow us.
We loose him and we drive through the night till day. We both start to sing a song and I pull out my banjo and we make the lyrics into a catchy song. We're on our way to California.
We stop at an old abandoned church and we enter to a surprise other people like us (muppets) all playing their instruments. Their band manager tells us their going to change it into a coffe house. We tell him about the frog legs man and how they are chasing us. The manager tells us the greatest idea ever. He tells us to disguise the car so he won't recognize it...we all get to work. In the proses of painting the car we make a song to pass the time. They help us paint the car and we even offer to take them but they refuse. We pull over because they soon gain on us. With the paint job we get disguised.
We get back on the road and we see a funny little truck that says Gonzo The Great (Gonzo and his chicken are muppets). We both start to talk on the side of the road and he comes with us to California. We stack our cars on top of each other and we trade both cars in for a bigger one. With our bigger car we stop at a carnival with a booth of the Miss Bogen County Pageant and the winner is the most gorgeous pig in the world named Miss Piggy. Our eyes meet and we instantly fall in love. We tell her our story and I honestly could not leave her at all. Without asking her she comes with her bags packed ready to go. We also had to go because Gonzo had flied away with a whole entire bundle of helium balloons! We got in the car and started to follow his hanging body.
We were gonna loose him when he started to fly in the other side of the freeway and on top of that frog legs was chasing us with a gun! He shot Gonzo's balloons and he comes down onto the moving car. Miss Piggy decides to stop at a fancy restaurant and we get sparkling wine for two. Suddenly a man comes in and and yells TELEPHONE FOR MISS PIGGY. She gets up and tells me 'Just a minute.' And excuses herself from the table to take the call. A call comes in for me and I here the frog legs guy on the other line...with Miss Piggy held hostage. He ties me and Piggy together and he starts to harass us...in that way. He leaves the room and I hear them say 'This machine will turn their brains into guacamole!' I start to get nervous we're trapped. He unstraps me and puts me in the deadly machine. Piggy breaks out and defends me, we escape with time to answer the ringing the phone. It seems to be Piggy's agent she leaves without any regrets.
Fozzie starts to sing America the Brave. We see Piggy hitch hiking on the road and of course she comes in. We here frog man on the radio and he announces to me to come to him and right after the announcement the car breaks down. We start the fire and I realize, I won't make it to Hollywood. All my dreams are ruined and everyone starts to get sad and droopy. The gang starts a sad camp fire song and from that I fall asleep. I wake back up and I sit on a log to think what I've been through. I see a shooting star and I hear everyone from the band. We talk for a while and they tell us 'Were gonna take you to Hollywood for your audition!' Were on the road and frog legs is chasing us!!! He wants me real bad and we meet in the middle of a ghost town.
I look at him with his army of men and I look at myself with friends that will actually stand aside me. We have a meaningful showdown and all of a sudden a huge, ginormous version of Animal bursts through the roof right when frog legs is about to shoot me! We make it to Hollywood!!!!! All of us go into the building and we go in, a lady tells us not to go in but we persuade her to let us in. It's a miracle, we're let in. I tell him our reason and he gives me the forms, I MADE IT!!!!! IM IN HOLLYWOOD SHOW BIZ!!!!!
SUMMARY : this story was my first one and Frog Legs Man was defeated by the huge Animal all characters and the story was set from the muppet movie. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY AND MORE STORIES TO COME!!! :)
