Chapter 2
We stop at an old abandoned church and we enter to a surprise other people like us (muppets) all playing their instruments. Their band manager tells us their going to change it into a coffe house. We tell him about the frog legs man and how they are chasing us. The manager tells us the greatest idea ever. He tells us to disguise the car so he won't recognize it...we all get to work. In the proses of painting the car we make a song to pass the time. They help us paint the car and we even offer to take them but they refuse. We pull over because they soon gain on us. With the paint job we get disguised.
We get back on the road and we see a funny little truck that says Gonzo The Great (Gonzo and his chicken are muppets). We both start to talk on the side of the road and he comes with us to California. We stack our cars on top of each other and we trade both cars in for a bigger one. With our bigger car we stop at a carnival with a booth of the Miss Bogen County Pageant and the winner is the most gorgeous pig in the world named Miss Piggy. Our eyes meet and we instantly fall in love. We tell her our story and I honestly could not leave her at all. Without asking her she comes with her bags packed ready to go. We also had to go because Gonzo had flied away with a whole entire bundle of helium balloons! We got in the car and started to follow his hanging body.
We were gonna loose him when he started to fly in the other side of the freeway and on top of that frog legs was chasing us with a gun! He shot Gonzo's balloons and he comes down onto the moving car. Miss Piggy decides to stop at a fancy restaurant and we get sparkling wine for two. Suddenly a man comes in and and yells TELEPHONE FOR MISS PIGGY. She gets up and tells me 'Just a minute.' And excuses herself from the table to take the call. A call comes in for me and I here the frog legs guy on the other line...with Miss Piggy held hostage. He ties me and Piggy together and he starts to harass us...in that way. He leaves the room and I hear them say 'This machine will turn their brains into guacamole!' I start to get nervous we're trapped. He unstraps me and puts me in the deadly machine. Piggy breaks out and defends me, we escape with time to answer the ringing the phone. It seems to be Piggy's agent she leaves without any regrets.
