"Hello fellow citizens! My name is Chris McClaen and you're watching Total Drama Paradise Island! The most challenging series of our franchise! We have all new contestants competing for those 1 million DOLLARS! This year we will be competing on a brand new Island! 5 star beaches, 5 star hotels- to bad they won't be in the hotels! They're gonna be bunking in the two worst surf shacks you will ever see!" He chuckled, "They will have to endure horrible horrible challenges as well as Chef's crummy food!"
Chef shouted in the background "HEY!"
"Hey look, here the new cast come!" Chris quickly changed the subject, Here is,
Tiffie
Shad
Josh
Angel
Viper
Jane
Alice
Marlton
Cassie
Ashton
Mary Elizabeth
And Catrine!"
Everybody stood around Chris, "Now guys, you know the rules. But let me explain them to you again, you will be competing against each other to win the big million, you are gonna be sharing a cabin with the opposing team so good luck with that" Chris said, "They're gonna be unisex cabins so whatever happens in there stays in there"
Ashton's eyes turned black and he gave a wink to Cassie "In your dreams loser" Cassie rolled her eyes.
"Have fun unpacking your stuff! Now the teams. There are gonna be 3 teams of four people so here goes,
Tiffie- Team A Team
Shad- Team Masculine
Josh-Team Masculine
Angel-Team Ecostars
Viper-Team Ecostars
Jane-Team A Team
Alice-Also Team A Team
Marlton-Team Masculine
Cassie- Team Ecostars
Ashton- Team Masculine
Mary Elizabeth- Team Ecostars
And Catrine- Team A Team!"
Chris said as he put on his Hawaiian style shirt, "Imma hit up the beach, Chef you wanna come with?"
They both raced to the seaside chanting out stuff and wooing.
Confessionals
Tiffie: I can't wait to talk to the gals on my team! Maybe we could like become great friends!
Shad: Well shit. I'm stuck on an island, with absolutely so contact to the outside world with a bunch of people I don't know, Emma, if you see this air and I'm not home. Please call the police.
Josh: Who should I vote out first?
Angel: I'm so stoked to be here! Totally awesome! Hopefully HE won't ruin it for me.
Viper: *She sees the camera and pushes it aside* Why the fuck do they even have cameras in here *You hear a lighter go off and light up a cigarette*
Jane: I can't wait, there looks like so many nice girls on my team, glad I'm not in Ecostars, they all seem a bit scary there!
Alice: I miss my animals back home *She sighs*
Marlton: I'm pretty happy with my team, ALL guys! No girls complaining about their nails or such!
Cassie: What a bunch of freaks! My team look like they've just taken a beating! Totally not worth the million sharing a cabin with THEM!
Ashton: Total Drama is going to be a much easier way to meet new friends! *Eyes turn black* And meet new ladies
Mary-Elizabeth: My team absolutely suck, we have a rich white girl, a strangely smart other girl who is easily distracted and a train wreck. Well this gonna go balls up.
Catrine: I just can't wait to get to challenges this is gonna be awesome!
Back into introduction.
All the team players except Team Masculine walk up to their cabins. Team A Team read their sleeping assignments- "Yay! We have a whole cabin to ourselves! Wooh!" They all giggled and ran in"
"Wait that means we're sharing with the-" Angel got interrupted by the boys team walking in the cabin.
"Dude I'm really tired I'm going to bed." Marlton said.
"Me two" Shad commented.
"Ditto" Ashton Replied.
Pretty soon most of the girls and guys were asleep.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" Angel whispered harshly Josh.
"Sweetheart, I thought you'd be happy to see me." Josh said.
"Stop calling me that for god's sake!"
"I thought you liked that." Josh chuckled meanly.
"Whatever!"
"Hey, you wanna go to the beacg? All these people are boring and I need to get out." Josh asked.
"Fine.."
They both walked out to the beach and Viper got up. "Where is it? Where is it?" She quietly whispered as she searched under the bed.
Cassie stood infront of her and Mary Elizabeth sat up on her bed, "Viper-Or whatever your name is- we need to rest we have a challenge tomorrow and I have a feeling that if you keep us awake we won't be doing to good! Will we?" Cassie asked harshly, "Let's just go to bed."
You go to the dock seeing Chris "And that's all we have for you at total drama paradise island! Next time will Team Ecostars ever get along?! Will Josh stop being such a douche. And will I ever get any reception on my phone?- Seriously the service sucks around here. Anyways, Find out Next time on Total Drama Island!"
