Edd: *grins* guys
Tom: shut the fuck up
Matt: what is it, child Eddy? *wheezes*
Edd: *grinning* guys it's snowing!
Tord: yes *runs outside in the snow and lays in it*
Edd: *looks at Tord through the window* what's that silly ol' boi up to?
Tord: *making snow angles*
Matt: *runs outside and makes snow angels with Tord*
Edd: *joins them*
Tom: ehh, fuck it. *also joins them*
Like 15 minutes later
Tord: *stands up* o boi I could sure go for some hentai right now
Tom: commie.
Tord: what is it, Jehova's witness?
Tom: I have a question.
Tord: what is it?
Tom: oh never mind
Tord: k lmao
Matt: guys I'm cold help me I'm suffering
Tord: *runs in and gets Matt a blanket*
Edd: ok guys I have a plan
Tom: what's the plan?
Matt: what are you thinking?
Edd: ok so I think we should order some pizza tonight
Matt: sounds good.
Tom: Jesus fucking christ, Edd, i thought you were coming up with some cool shit! Uhhhhhggghh whatever *runs inside and chugs some Smirnoff*
Tord: *runs outside, blushes, and puts blanket around Matt*
Matt: *blushes and smiles* t-thank you, Tord! *hugs Tord*
I love tordmatt ok
Edd: ok Tord we were just discussing about having pizza for dinner. You cool with that?
Tord: I'm in
Edd: ok good
Tom: *runs back outside and trips* o hay guise!!1! *hic* Wha- what's up? *hic*
Edd: omg Tom,, stop drinking so much it's bad for your health
Tom: *hic* shaddup Edd, health can *hic* suck my ass
Matt: omg but seriously why did you get drunk like dude what *shook*
Tom: shaddup Eddy, shaddup Matty, shaddup Thord
Tord: ok I have two things to say. Jesus fucking christ, my name's Tord, not 'Thord' and I didn't even say anything!
Tom: shaddup Thord, I don't care about your opinion *hic*
Edd: omg we're gonna have to put up with a drunk Tom all night
Matt: it's cold why aren't we inside yet
Edd: o yea *grabs everyone and carries them into the house*
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