In English class today a girl came in with a poster of Jacob (Taylor Lautner) (also don't ask me why she did cause I don't fucking know) and immediately my teacher was like, "Team Edward " and someone was like, "No, Team Jacob!" The whole class erupted into chaos, me on Team Jacob and my friend on Team I Don't give a Dam (get it?) (PJO reference). Since there were more on Team Jacob than Team Edward, my teacher then threatened us with detention if we didn't shut up about all this "Team Jacob nonsense".
