Well.😖
I have nothing to say.👬
Except for.....😶
I LOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE COOOOOOKIES!😍
YEA MON!✌
Im weird, yes I know.🙌
Disclaimer: You know the process.😪
Chapter 4! *rubs hands together*😁
Sasuke PoV
The next day, I calmed down a bit. I was going to kill the bastards. But first, I had to go The Fifth and get assigned a mission. Old hag.
I gently shook Naruto awake. YES, I SLEPT WITH HIM! KYAAAA!
Dayum, I sound like a lovesick schoolgirl. Ugh.
"Dobe." Damn, he was a heavy sleeper.
Naruto rolled around, then grabbed my arm as a pillow. I rolled my eyes, even though my heart did some amazing gymnastics I never would be able to accomplish.
"Naruto. wake the hell up."
He curled around my arm and his tail flicked in annoyance.
"Mmmh..... I wanna..... Eat.....ramen......."
He moaned and hugged my arm.
Then I thought of an idea. I leaned down to whisper in his ear,
"Naruto. If you don't get up right now, I will eat your ramen."
Naruto shot up straight into the air and screamed.
"RAMEN! WHERES MY RAMEN!" He cried.
Then he saw me laughing my head off.
He pouted adorably. "Sasukeeeee!" He whined. "That's not niccccce! I was having a really good dream, ya know!"
I rolled my eyes and threw him a random shirt of mine.
"Put this on and hurry up downstairs. Or I WILL EAT your ramen." I smirked.
10 seconds later Naruto was next to me.
"Wow." I blinked. "That was fast."
"I know. NOW WHERE'S MY RAMEN?!"
"I was kidding. We don't have ramen." I threw him some vegetables and some rice. "We have to go, or we'll be late for missions."
(Naruto and Sasuke are both Jounin.)
Naruto gobbled down the rice but refused to eat the broccoli.
"Eat the broccoli, Naruto." I demanded.
"NO! I HATE BROCCOLI!"
"Eat it. Now. Naruto." I gave him the famous Uchinda glare.
He visibly gulped. "Haha, just kidding......'
Finally, we finished breakfast. We jumped out of the open window and raced to the Hokage tower.
I pushed in the door, dragging Naruto behind me.
Tsunade glared at us. I gulped.
"Late." she said in an eerily calm voice.
"Not my fault!" Naruto complained, his ears flattening adorably. "This bastard didn't have ramen at his gigantic mansion so I had to eat VEGETABLES!"
All the Jounin turned their faces to hide their smiles. Kakashi disguised his snicker as a hacking cough. Iruka, his husband, patted his back vaguely. Tsunade looked unimpressed.
"Sure. Go sit down somewhere. She motioned vaguely with her hand.
Naruto and I plopped down on the nearest seats.
"Hai. So, Gai, Shikamaru, Kamijou, And Ino. you will capture a group of 12bandits that have been raiding the nearby Rice Country.
Sakura, Sai, Yamato, Kurenai. You guys go escort the princess of The Bamboo Land, along with some guards."
On and on and so on and so on. I was bored, but I didn't let it show. Naruto, on the other hand, was sleeping on the desk. Tsunade noticed this.
She grabbed the nearest eraser and lobbed it Narutos head. He jumped up with a yelp.
"Grannnny....." He whined. Kakashi snickered.
Tsunade glared, and Naruto's cat ears curled up and he scowled.
She continued.
"Choji, Inoiki, Shikaki. You will scout the borders of Konoha."
Then FINALLY
"Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, Iruka. You will go capture to the Land of the Snow to escort the prince and princess of the land!
"Hai, Hokage!" Kakashi, Iruka, and I said at the same time. Naruto just sulked and unhappily bit his lip. Sexy....
I don't know why, but this turned me on. A lot.
"The princes and princess' names are Sora and Menma. (Recognize these names? They're from Naruto episode a hundred something, Not Naruto shippuden) The land of Snow is a 5 day trip from here."
She cleared her throat and stared around sternly.
"NINJAS! GO!"
My four teammates and I jumped of the building in unison.
Kakashi sighed. "Well nothing we can do about it. Lets go."
This is a filler chapter🙋
Boring I know😖
BUT NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE MORE VIOLENT!👬💪
YEY!😁
OK! Baiiiii❤
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