Homestuck (fluff and smut)

Photographer Eridan x ModelReader

Your P.O.V

Sitting on the black couch posing in an itchy outfit wasn't the most fun job out there. Just sitting there for hours only moving occasionally for the photographer, and your now close friend Eridan or Danny to you. Danny was a prick to most models as most photographers were, he was very picky. He was picky with you as well but in a playful manner. "HAIR!" Danny screamed as 3 people came to pull your hair in front of your face for another picture that had to be...suggestive. The brand you modeled for was a high class brand for snooty rich people. You had to look appealing and fuckable to sell the clothes which again wasn't fun. You were never naked under a dress or a skirt, but you had to wear nude colored thongs, or pasties depending on the shot. Danny being the asshole he was would make fun of you blushing. He wouldnt ever look at your naked body though, he always turned his head and hid his eyes. He did this for everyone, but most photographers wouldn't care if your whole body was out for the world to see. He was modest in that way. After the hair people left you alone, Danny turned back to you and re-stabilized the camera. "Right there (Y/N)" He said as he zoomed in on your stern face. You looking off in the distance off put the camera, in the best lighting and he had to get this shot. After a couple of hours, 3 costume changes, and 4 different hairstyles later, you were done. You stood up in your... outfit, which was just sheer fabric with a tight-nit fishnet underneath, which itched like hell, and walked over to Danny and stretched. "Rough day?" He asked chuckling, and looking through the photos he took of you. "Tell me about it, all you did was take pictures." He looked up and smirked. "All you did was sit in a chair." You rolled your eyes and pushed his shoulder. "Imma go change, then lets go get some late night coffee" He shrugged his shoulders and nodded as he snapped his fingers for his assistant. You went to your changing room and took off your torture chamber of a trainwreck outfit, and put on slytherin sweatpants and a white teeshirt, and black converse high tops. You come out with your hair framing your face. Danny picked up his messenger bag and your backpack. (your not in school you just like backpacks ok?!?) He threw it to you as he packed his camera delicately into his bag. You chuckled and ruffled his hair as you walked out of the studio, him following close behind. You walked the city streets, listening to cars driving by and city chatter." Hey Danny?"" Yes (Y/N)""Why did you become a photographer"" We've been over this, I wanted to make people feel better without PhotoShop so I took pictures at better angles so they looked better and big companies saved money from not using PhotoShop as much, so I stayed in the business" You stayed silent as you walked beside him. "Do I need a lot of PhotoShop" Danny stopped "No, too me you look amazing, so I never put a note under your file for fixing photos. Stop asking me questions you already know." He looked down at his phone and adjusting his glasses. You shrugged and gave him a smile. He looked at you and ran straight into the coffee shop's glass door. You ran over to Danny trying to not to laugh in his face, you helped him up and picked up his glasses and handed them to him. "Nice one dude"" Shut up" You rolled your eyes and entered the coffee shop, walking over to the counter where Sollux was working making his famous honey pancakes. A masterpiece of fine cuisine that is only at this coffee shop. "BEE KEEPER!" you screamed at sol as he yelled back " DOUCHEBAG!" He and you chuckled as he got you, your usual. Danny came stood behind you, obviously annoyed. "Sol can I please have a-" "II know ED, a black coffee wiith cream leaveth"" You don't have to be rude"" You don't have to be ugly hehehe" You only laughed as you hugged Eridan's shoulders. "Come on boys play nice" You took both the coffees and was stopped by sollux grabbing your shoulder. "Whereth my tiip?" You leaned over the counter and kissed Sollux's cheek. Him being your best friend, morail in his terms, you were used to having hugs, and kisses on the cheek. Eridan was not having it and just left with a 'Hmph'. Sollux knew that pissed him off tremendously, and so he did it often. " Why don't you just hate-date Danny?"" Becauthe he has hiith eyeth thet on a matethpriite and II don't want hiim tryiing to pull red on me when iitth pure black, you know?" "OOOOOOOHHHH, I get it, but who does he have his eyes on this time. Is it still feferi? Seriously he needs to stop, he needs to find a person with similar taste in literature" Sollux stopped. He didn't move for 3 seconds and then continued to make coffees on the order. You didn't like this. "No, sollux." He ignored you. "Sollux you can't be serious!" He looked over to you his glasses have way down his nose, as he looked into your eyes. He pulled your hands into his. "(Your initials) II can't beliieve you didn't thee iit thooner, II raiised you better than thiis. He iith red af for you, its disgusting. Do what you want with this info, but just know, its fucking Eridan" He left you go and got back to work.  You grabbed the 2 coffees and walked over to you and Danny's table, you sat across from him and slid him his coffee across the table, he grabbed it and started chugging it. You just looked at you mug and calmly said. "So your red for me." Eridan proceeded to shoot coffee out of his nose, having it burn his mouth. He's having a coughing fit while you sit there blank face at him. "Who told y-you" You stared at him "Sollux, he said it was obvious" Eridan set down his mug and looked at you, him blushing and hiding in his coat and scarf. You sipped your mug supporting your addiction to caffeine. He stared at the table embarrassed as you looked at him." Danny..... we work together, we can't be together" He sighed and said shakily. "I know I know, I'm sorry but please don't lea-" You raised your hand and stopped him. "At work. We can't be together at work. We live in the same apartment building so it would be easy to see each other and have date nights. I don't see a problem dating you." He looked at you shocked as you sipped your coffee almost halfway done. You smiled at his shocked expression. You set down your mug and walked over to his side of the table, bent down and hugged him. He held you back. You pulled back and got the mugs and put them back on the counter. "BYE BEESUCKER" "NIGHT ASSWIPE." You walked back over to Danny and pulled your back pack on as you whispered in his ear. " If you ever want to spend the night, your always welcome" You kissed his cheek as he pulled you into his lap to kiss you passionately. His hands holding your waist as his tongue entangled itself with yours. You pulled back and smiled. "GET A ROOM II HAVE TO CLEAN UP THIITH PLACE!!" You giggled and got out of his lap. You ran out the door with your backpack, Danny following close behind. You both get back to his apartment of which you lived near, and crashed on his couch looking up at him. He came up to you and kissed your lips softly. I pulled him on top of me holding him. "Hey Danny?" "Yes?" "I think I need to crash here to sleep." Eridan picked me up and put me in the bed and he got into the bed as well holding me. "Night baby."" Night Danny~." You both feel asleep in each others arms.