Homestuck (fluff and smut)

CronKri Smut: Love Dice

Hello everyone, I love the CronKri ship and I relate to Cronus so much you don't even know it. I wanted to make this fanfic so Cronus could give Kankri a magical first time after 3 sweeps of waiting!!! 

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Cronus sat in the den of his hive strumming away at his acoustic guitar, the soft melodys echoing through out the hive. He was humming along and seemingly to stare at nothing at all. His phone buzzed and brought him out of concentration." Avwe shit, vwhat is it now?!?" His phone was going wild with texts. He put down his guitar and unlocked the screen to open up pester chum. His matesprite/boyfriend, was blowing up his phone about some rant with Latula and Mituna. (I changed the persterchum handles to their initials, only the beforus trolls will be in here)

KV: Cr9nus, I w9uld appreciate it if y9u c9uld please c9me get me. I d9n't want t9 6e in a pailing fest.

CA: Sure chief! Car or bike?

KV: Take a hard m9ment t9 think ab9ut that questi9n Cr9nus, what d9 y9u think I w9uld like to ride in?

CA:......."

CA: ............Car.......

KV: Yes, ill see y9u in five minutes?

CA: Yeah, I lovwe you

KV: I l9ve y9u t99

KankriVantas has ceased pestering CronusAmpora

Cronus sighed in disappointment since he had a restored Triumph Bonneville, sitting in his garage, just waiting for him to rev its engine. Another day. He grabbed the car keys and headed out the door making sure to slip on his leather jacket. He opened the door to his red 1951 cadillac convertable. He pulled back the roof secured it. Closed the door behind him and pulled out onto the main road, listening to Shout. When he turned onto the street where Latula and Mituna were staying, he saw a bright red sweater and slowed down." Hey Kanny.""Hello Cronus." Kankri got into the cadillac and fastened his seat belt, and as soon as he was done, Cronus screeched the tires to get back to the house." CRONUS, DO YOU KNOW HOW UNSAFE THAT IS ESPECIALLY AFTER I JUST FASTENED MY SEAT BELT!!! CRONUS SLOW DOWN" Kankri was gripping the seat as the wind whipped his hair around. Cronus just chuckled. "Don't vworry chief, I got this!" Cronus made a fast turn, that even he was nervous about. He quickly looked over to see a horrified look on Kankri's face that was priceless. "YOU ARE CRAZY, SLOW DOWN PLEASE!" Cronus listened to him and slow down to a normal speed, just as they pulled up to their hive. Cronus turned off the car and looked over to Kankri, shaking, he chuckled and kissed his head." Common, lets get dinner started"" OH NO, You will not ignore what just happened Cronus Ampora! You didn't warn me and you DEFINITELY didn't make sure I was safe. You could've killed me."Cronus noticed the small red tears forming in Kankri's eyes. He got out of the car and towards the other side to let Kanny out. When Kankri didn't move, he simply unbuckled him, and carried him bridal style into the hive. Cronus made tomato and basil soup with avocado toast and ate quietly with Kankri. Cronus hated the silence and looked up to see Kankri slowly eating his food, not even looking up at him. "Kanny i'm sorry, i just vwanted to have some fun you know? Its a racing car, i vwanted to race. It vwon't ever happen again" As he finished his apology, kankri finally looked up at him."I accept your apology, please don't do it again without a warning." Cronus' fins perked up "You enjoyed the racing?!?" He stared at Kankri from across the table with cheer and glee in his eyes."You didn't kill us and you at least waited for me to have a seat belt on, so yes i did enjoy it for a couple of seconds, when i wasn't screaming like a wiggler." Cronus went over and kissed Kankri on the cheek and rubbed his head, scratching his hair making Kankri purr. The small vibrations made Cronus blush from how cute his boyfriend is."Cronus, you may stop now." Cronus pulled his hand away and went back to eating his dinner. He reached under the table to hold his boyfriends hand. They both finished dinner quickly, Cronus did the dishes as Kankri retreated to his study to learn more about humans in general. Their ways of downtime confused him, so he would read and study it. On his husktop he researched interesting past times of the more unconventional for human pailing pleasure. He found a pair of dice, that had body parts, like chest, lips and......penis/clitoris. Kankri knew they were different things on different parts of the body, with it being separated on males and females. "Love dice huh? Well I love Cronus, and i guess this would be the best way to tell him i'm ready. I guess 3 sweeps is a long enough time, and he hasnt done anything i didnt want him to. He obeyed the rules and said he would wait forever for me." Kankri ordered a pair of love dice that was black with red text, perfect for redrom.