The Misadventures of Ryan & Dennis

The Compilation

"Yo, Den! Get in here!" Ryan calling out to Dennis, which he is just touching the crown of thorns in his helmet. "Gimme a sec- Ow." Says Dennis as he accidently touched the spiky portion & approaching to Ryan. "So... I made a compilation." Ryan shows a video, which is basically a compilation of Dennis' embarassing moments & clicked upload & leaving Dennis standing, blank. Ryan hits the desk multiple times as he laugh in a joyous way until he noticed Dennis looking dead. "Dennis...?" Ryan approaches the orange-haired person, with a dead-looking stare just from the facial expression. "Dude...?" Ryan pokes the man leaving a dead stare, later turning into a substitute log. "Oh...."
// Dennis' POV //
I ran out of the house whilst holding my helmet to insure it wouldn't fall from my sloppy movement. As I ran into the streets, I can my hear my friend from a distance, yelling out these words: "YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIITCH!" In which I turned around while running, seeing him wield a katana. I tried to run a bit quicker, but I kept getting hit by random objects through my way, causing Ryan to inch closer. "GET BACK HERE, BOY!" Yelled my Black-Hooded Friend. While running, I dodge some objects in my way & took some of them to throw at him. I first threw a baseball, in which he managed to cut it in half. The second item I threw at him is a 9-Inch Dildo, in which that hitted his face. "SHIT! Who came on this?!" Said by Ryan, who is slowly removing the white fluids on his mask. I replied back by saying "Futa Girl did!" & grab hold a football on my hand. "UUUWWWWWAAAAAA, What the fuck!" Said by Ryan again & I threw the football at him, causing him to slow down. When he started losing track of his vision, I grabbed a Golf Club & hitted him in his face, causing him to knock out. When I poke him with the club, he doesn't leave a response. When I poke him again, still no response. I exclaimed "Oh...."
*IN THE HOSPITAL*
"SHIT..." I finished my exclaimation as I wait for Staff members to leave the checkup or operating room while I sit down in a chair near the door. I waited for minutes until a doctor exited the room for results. He explained: "Mr. Civil, we got good & bad news. Good news is: Your friend is still lucky to be alive. Bad news are: His jaw is severly damaged & we don't have a good replacement for it, so we can't put an operation on him until we have one on shelves. We'll inform you if we do. And he needs this." The doctor gave me a list full of Ibuprofen. "He shall need ALL of them. I know they are the same, but it's gonna cool off the constant pain he will have for a while. Anyway, he'll be with you again RIIIIIGHT.... Now." Ryan exits the other room & gave me a deadly glare.
// Default POV //
Ryan started slapping the shit out of Dennis. "AAAAH! STOP!" Yelled Dennis. "YAMETE, YAMETE, YAMETTTTTTTEEEEEE~". The what it's supposed to be like screams of Dennis led the people in the hallway to look at the door leading to the room they're in. "The fuck?" The Questioned Staff Member passing by the hallway mutters.