Author's Note: This is the first character I have ever made. I made her three years ago. Enjoy!
Name: Cassandra
Age: 49
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair Color: Snapple Apple Red
Eye Color: Brown
Body Shape: A pear-shaped sack of potatoes
Occupation: Sells Avon sample packets on the side of the street
Wears: High waisted mom jeans, over-sized Snapple shirt, beat up white tennis shoes
Loves: SNAPPLE
Hates/Fears: Karaoke Machines (She says that, as a child, they would always follow her)(Her father worked at a Karaoke Machine store, so everywhere she turned there was a Karaoke Machine)
Hometown: New York City
Story: She is obsessed with Snapple. Her family sends her to AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) meetings to try and get her to stop drinking it all of the time. Snapple is her drug. If she doesn't have at least one bottle of it within an hour then she will get frantic and itchy. She will then proceed to yell about how nobody loves anybody in her line of vision.
Example:
Cassandra- *walks by a random man* *gets in his face* NOBODY LOVES YOU! *walks away*
Also, when she gets the Snapple she will chug and then sniff the bottle and say, "Ooo that's the STUFF!"
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