Jeffery

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Name: Jeffery

Age: 8

Gender: Boy

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Body Shape: String Bean Shorty

Occupation: None

Wears: Karate Gi

Loves: Making up "Karate" moves

Hates/Fears: Spiders, Chinese restaurants

Favorite food: Blueberry pop tarts

Favorite drink: Strawberry milk

Hometown: Colorado

Story: Jeffery wants to be a ninja when he grows up. He thinks that he is great at Karate, but he is REALLY bad at it. His go-to karate move is jumping up and down and flailing his arms around. He calls it "The flying orangutan." He also thinks he has mad skillz because he can jump 2 inches off the ground with his two feet slightly in front of him. (It is super easy, but it sounds complicated) When he is hyped up on pop tarts and strawberry milk he goes to random people and "Hy-yahs" them. He basically runs up to them and awkwardly karate chops them while screaming "hy-yah." After he does this for about 5-10 minutes he proceeds to vomit profusely on everything he sees.

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