Calibre in this case is pronounced as cal-e-bree
Name: James Calibre
Age: 36
Accent: Sounds like a mix between Arnold Schwarzenegger, a country accent, and a toddler
Why he sounds like this: He says that when he was younger he swallowed an egg and it never came out of his throat. (The real reason is a strange and unknown speech impediment)
Gender: Man
Hair Color: the few hairs that he has are reddish-brown. He has about 10 hairs spread out on the back of his head
Eye Color: Green
Body Shape: Tall, skinny, slightly large hips
Occupation: Works at the gas station selling "miniature puppets." (The miniature puppets are tiny voodoo dolls, but he doesn't know that.)
Wears: Dookie green shirt with a tiger on the front, cargo shorts, white socks with green Crocs.
Loves: Having frog fashion shows (Collecting frogs out of the creek, giving them names, and whichever one has prettier skin is the fashion show winner.)
Hates/Fears: Mall Santas and the color orange
Favorite food: Sardines and powdered donuts from the gas station
Favorite drink: Bug Juice (Not the juice of bugs, it is a type of fruit punch)
Hometown: Sicily Island, Louisiana (I have nothing against this place, I just looked up a small town in Louisiana and this came up)
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In My Head
HumorOver the years I have made many different characters. My friends and family love them, so I decided that I should elaborate more on them and share them with you all. This is a book of characters that I have made over the years. These all came from d...
