demonic Secrets (X Various)

Chapter 4

Alice's POV

I ace the the graduation test. I made a solid five clones when all I needed was three. Bill cheered me on through it all.

And since I know what's about to happen I keep a keen eye on Mizuki.

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I approach a sulking Naruto. I reach out and put a hand on his back. He looks up, his face filled with confusion "Oh, hey Alice-chan" He said. I give him a warm smile "It's okay Naruto-Kun, I'm sure you'll pass the graduation test next time!" I tell him.

"But I really wanted to pass this time! Believe it!"

"I believe it alright.."

Suddenly Mizuki came up behind us. He gave a fake smile "Hey Alice-chan can I borrow Naruto-Kun for a minute?" I slowly nod my eyes narrowing.

I walk away and find Ibiki. Be drags me home and barely says anything about me graduating from the school.

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I'm walking to school alone today. Ibiki got pulled away for a 'Mission' I didn't question it.

I was the third person in the room. I saw Shino in the coroner and Sasuke sitting in his seat.

Testing my luck I sat next to Uchiha. He glares at me.

"Hello."

. . .

"Hello?"

. . .

"Hn."

"Jeez its like talking to a brick wall over here..."

I look away and sigh.

"So tell me Mr.Oh-so-great Uchiha... Are you always this unresponsive?"

He ignores me.

"I will bite you if you dont answer me."

He sneers.

"No."

I facepalm "I dont see why the girls like you. You are just a insensitive asshole..."

He gives me a look like I was crazy.

"Maybe you are.."

Fuck off Dorito.

"Hey!"

More and more people started to come in. I notice Naruto and scoot closer to Sasuke-duckbutt.

I wave at him. He grins and walks up to me. He takes a seat next to me. So I'm sitting next to Naruto and Sasuke.

I'm fangirling.

Shikimaru comes over and does his thing.

Soon enough I hear the sound of a pig and a Banchee. I look over and see Sakura and Ino.

Sakura rushes over here to greet Sasuke. She glares at Naruto and I. She pushes Naruto out of the seat. I glare at her. Ino behind her "Move so I can sit next to Sasuke-Kun!" She yells like the banchee she is.

I glare harder.

Then I smirk.

"Okay, but first." I tell her now look her in the eye. "Before you get the privilege of sitting next to uhh..  Sasuke... you must answer my riddle. You both smart girls right? All you have to do is answer correctly and ill move." I tell them.

Sakuras eyes furrowed. "Hell I'll move if anyone answers it right..." I say. I glare at them all again. "Now listen carefully I wont repeat this twice..."

"I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?"

The class was quiet. Most people trying to figure it out.

After a few minutes I laugh.

"Its easy!"

"No its not Alice-Chan! Its make my head hurt!"

I pat Naruto-Kun's head.

"I don't get it! Whats the answer?" I smile.

"Any guesses?"

I heard many things like Ice or carbon even unions.

"Wrong! The answer is....

No."

"WHAA!?"

"No."

"But how!?"

"In the riddle it merely asks IF you could guess it. The correct answer is no. Becuase there is no possible way you could guessed it from the info I gave you."

I heard people grumble.

Sasuke smirks.

Bill laughs

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But in the end I was placed as a extra member on team 7.

And I'm supposed to meet Kakashi after lunch..

Eh... he'll be late anyways.