"Do you ever feel horny sometimes?" May assed.
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Won day i was going to walmart with me mom and i btw am a fat fuktard so yewa haha screw you. So i arrived at target and i say "wow this store isgey" i point out cuse i smert. but then i in games sexion and i see the game i want. it pokemon white version, not black version because im a member of the kkk.
but something seems off abut the game case. reshiram has red eyes with blod coming out and the store lights turn off. we hear lavendar town music and i say 'oh nu nt lavendar towbn music that is my favorite. and then i see a floating pokemon ruby case. i say he yea and taek the game cause im a rebel.
i meet my mom outside target and she is leik "oh new game very good son" and i sey thx mem. we dervie home and i get out out fe car. i go up to my room to play it and insert it into my nintendo ds. but den, thye game starts up and it shows may looking at me very exually with a blood condom in her hands. i say wtf and i try to turn off game but it turns me on.
I deced to press A on dee gmaeboi and it yes "do you every feel horny sometimes =8 =8 =8 =8 =8 =8 =8" i look at the text feelin horny. so then i turn the gameboy on and it says to choose a pokemon. but, they are all naked pokemon girls. i say "pls no they arent at the age of consent." did i mention that im 9 years old? the starting girls i could choose from was misty the water typ may the feir type and iris dragoon.
i start at a scene where im ass ketchup and may is sucking asss really tiny pee pee. i question my life and what i am doing. maybe i should get a job. nah that is what this is for. but then things gets a bit weird may bites ass's pee pee off. he goes around and screams until may kicks him in the neck causing him to fall into a rock. iris then pees on him. i just witnessssedss a assasasasinaaaaaasaton.but for some reason i was turned on by everything that happened. "ghot dammit y can she do me like that." but then i was pulled into screen by may's torchick. i got raped for enternity.
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