Me: Okay, so this is another dare! And it's for *reads dare and laughs* Oh this'll be fun! Especially since they recently fought over Lazy Susan! GET IN HERE STAN 1 AND STAN 2!
Stan: WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP FROM MY NAP?!
Me: CAUSE
Stan: CAUSE WHY?!
Me: CAUSE DANK MEMES
Stan: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Me: I DON'T VERY WELL KNOW!..... alright, let's calm down now
Stan: Fine
Ford: Let me guess, another dare?
Me: Yep!
Ford: Does it involve me and him? *points to Stan*
Stan: *is "digging for gold" aka, he's picking his nose*
Me: Of course it does. We want to torture you for fun!
Ford: *sighs and facepalms* Let's just get this over with. What's the dare?
Me: You two have to hug! So.... hug! Bye! *cartwheels out of the room* (Yeah.... I can't actually do cartwheels.....good thing this is a fictional book!)
Stan: *trips and lands on Ford, causing them both to fall*
Ford: The world is very cruel to geniuses like me 0_0
Stan: *is on top of Ford and falls asleep*
Ford: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M STUCK!
Me: And that's all the time we have today! Thank you FOXY_ICE for that dare! And don't forget, you can also dare Undertale and AU characters! Buh bye!