Me: Thanks FOXY_ICE for these dares, you're pretty much the only one who's been suggesting any. Anyways, her dare is for..... *le gasp and smiles* OH DIPPER~
Dipper: Yeah?....
Me: YOU NEED TO LEARN THE BIRDS AND THE BEES! AND YOU'RE ASKING THE NACHO!
Dipper: WH-WHAT?!
Me: Dude, you're 13. You should already know this. I got all the talks when I was 7
Dipper:.......
Me: What? Isn't that a normal age to get any of the talks?
Dipper: 0_0 nope.
Me: Well then...... no wonder my childhood sucked. BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO ASK BILL! *poofs away and Bill stands in her place*
Bill: WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 0_0
Dipper: YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THE TALK! 0////////0
Bill: Okay then *shrugs* When a daddy dream demon and a mommy dream demon like each other very much, they create horrible monsters such as me
Dipper: I'm talking about the human way 0//////////0
Bill: *explains the human way*
Dipper: Well......... I'm scarred now
Me: *lands on Dipper* AND THAT WAS THIS CHAPTERS DARE! DON'T FORGET ABOUT DARING UNDERTALE, AND REMEMBER THAT I'LL DO AU'S FOR BOTH FANDOMS! PLEASE INCLUDE G SANS IN ONE! HE'S SENPAI!
Dipper: OW MY LEG!
Me: ARE YOU G SANS?
Dipper: Nope..... :(
Me: THEN HUSH!
Dipper: Ok.......
