THE OMEN

Momma's little boy

Laverl!!!!!!
(His mother screams from the room)
Get yo ass out that damn bed. You got school in 30 mins. ...(Pauses)... Damn boy didn't I tell you to do the damn dishes last night? Thats how we get fucking roaches..

Ok ma!! Damn I forgot ..
(Laverl screams back to his mother angrily)

Well don't worry because when yo ass get home from school they will be right in that damn sink waiting for you. Now get ya ass up and get in the shower and start getting ready for school.

(Laverl mother head back into her room )

Damn she get on my fucking nerves. Everyday with this bullshit. I'm a sleep for like 5 more minuets and then I'm a get up.

(25 mins later)

LAVERL !!!!
(His mother calls him again, this time with more frustration in her voice. The Front of her lips curling into what can only be described as a balled up news paper)

Boy I know yo ass ain't still sleeping ?.
Laverl if you don't get the fuck up and get ya ass out this house and go to school I'm a know something.

Ok okay. I'm getting up now.
(He rolls out the bed onto the floor)
You don't gotta watch me.

(Under the gaze of his parental unit. He decides to make the journey to get ready for school.)

Finally out that damn house she gets me tight all the time. Thirsty, get ya ass up and go to school ( he says sarcastically mocking his mother) you gone be late . Make sure you do those dishes when you get home.

Damn its a constant head ache she gives me. I can't wait till I move the fuck outta that house .

(LAVERL HEAD TO HIS FRIEND EARL's
HOUSE)

Knock knock knock!!!

(EARL ANSWERS THE DOOR SMOKING A BLUNT OF LOUD)

Yooo what's up boy.
(EARL HANDS THE BLUNT TO LAVERL)

Aint shit , mom dukes on my back again about going to school and shit you know how that go

(EARL SHRUGS HIS HEAD SIDE TO SIDE)

NAH!! As a matter of fact I don't know how that shit go.
Nigga!! You lucky .
You dont even know how lucky you are!

What you mean EARL I'm lucky. What the fuck makes me lucky ?.

The fact that you have a mother that wakes you up for school. Tells you to get ya ass ready for school. Tell you to put on clean clothes and take a bath. You think all mothers do that shit?. My mother hasn't woken me up to go to school since I was in public school.

(LAVERL LOOKS STUPID AND SAYS)

Damn nigga you know what I would give to have my mother not wake me up for school, shit. I would never go if she ain't wake me up.

(EARL SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

EXACTLY !!! I go to school without her waking me up. I finish my homework without her help. I make it to school on time everyday. My grades are excellent. Simply because if she doesn't care I have to.

(LAVERL SAT THERE THINKING OF THE WORDS HIS FRIEND JUST SAID)

Damn boy ...
(laverl says)

That's probably the realist shit I ever heard come from a little nigga in the hood. You just changed the fucking game with that. I didn't realize you was on some super kid level like that. Man you've already taken ya destiny in your own hands. Without any fear?? I respect that my nigga. You're a real ass nigga. Fuck it lets go to school then . It's the first day anyway probably won't be that bad.

(THEY FINSIH THE BLUNT AND HEAD TO THE 61 BUS STOP AND OFF TO SCHOOL).

(ON THE BUS HEADED TO SCHOOL THEY MEET OTHER FRIENDS FROM AROUND THE WAY AND BEGIN WHAT WILL BECOME AN ANNUAL BUS RIDE JOKE SESSION).

Khalif: yooo YELLOW (laverl) what's good my guy.
Donyea: what's popping SCRANLOW (EARL) Ya black ass... hahahahahah

Yoooo (says laverl) look at son head in the front of the bus. Shit look like a golf club. (Everyone starts laughing ) can someone say fourrrrr!!!. (Laughter continues)

Nahhhh!!! (says Donyae)

look at shortie fake northface. That shit should say south eyes (everyone erupts in laughter)

(As the jokes continue and get more and more increasingly funny. They arrive at school. AUTOMOTIVE HIGH...