Breaking the Fourth Wall (An Interactive Story)

"Chapter" 6

divergent_spn61: 

Campbell steps forward and says, "Let him go! He has done nothing to you!"

Auston laughs while Vesey mocks Campbell and then says, "Yeah, who are you? Some free agent signing bust like that insufferable TJ?"

Campbell puts his hands on his hips. "No, I'm a fan! A Vladdy fan."

"Oh, are you know...look at what your Vladdy is doing? You a fan of cowardice?" Vesey points out, gesturing toward Killer and Jo.

Vladdy peeks up over Killer's shoulder, biting his lip.

"Well, you all have Brayden held hostage...what do you think, he's gonna be okay with that?" Campbell snaps back.

Suddenly Vladdy screams and he is jumped from behind by a third person - this person dressed in a black mask and clearly up to no good. Vladdy struggles in place fighting with the person, who eventually slaps a cloth over his mouth and nose, knocking him out.

"Ah, much better. What I think, Mr. Vladdy Fan, is that you don't know the truth..."

A. It's your favorite Hab, Brendan Gallagher!!

B. It's Sidney Crosby the overrated asshole

C. It's PK Subban the over celebrating jackass

D. It's...Matt Carle????

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WaywardSon10:

However, Auston snaps his fingers and plunges them all into an AU. Brayden is flung into a chair by an invisible force and taped in place, still bleeding from his nose. Flung into a chair beside him is Vladdy, who is taped in place and Killer is taped up to his other side.

Meanwhile, TJ and Pally vanish and then Heddy and Cally and his Arby's too. Jo is trapped in a cage as Kuch is flung forward into the arms of Sidney Crosby, who is wearing a brunette 'mom' wig and standing beside an older-looking Beau Bennett.

"Oh, there you are, you troublesome Russian!"

Kuch looks at Vladdy, Brayden and Killer. "PALLY!!"

"Shh, shh, it's okay. Come and play with your brother," Sid says, shoving Kuch to the side.

"No...Pally is..." Kuch trails off as his eyes meet someone in an Anaheim Ducks jersey. He instantly forgets about Pally and says, "OMG! CRAMMY!!"

Kuch then flings his arms around Joseph Cramarossa or Cram and hugs him tightly.

Cram grumbles and rolls his eyes. "Get the heck off of me!"

Auston rubs his hands together and spins back to Vladdy, Brayden and Killer, "Say goodbye to your precious Nikita Kucherov." And with that he snaps and the three vanish from sight.

A. They reappear trapped in the Lightning locker room

B. They are gone gone

C. Kuch DOES remember Pally, but he also knows Cram

D. They reappear back in the living room, where Cally sucks down the last curly fry, but Kuch is GONE.

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AShruinger:

Campbell finds himself standing in front of the Honda Center in Anaheim, where Kesler, Cram, Nick Ritchie and Matt Hackett are standing there, as though waiting for him.

"Where's Vladdy and Brayden Point?" Campbell blurts out, stomping toward them.

Kesler lifts his hand up in a gesture and steps to the side. "Please, come in, Campbell of Amalie Arena Retail."

Campbell shakes his head. "No! Answer my question!"

"You'll get your dang answer inside!" Cram grumbles.

Campbell eyes him and cocks his head to the side..."Wait, Kuch?"

Cram balls a fist up at his side and Ritchie and Hackett both grab him by the shoulders to halt him as he grumbles out curse words.

"Kuch, are you okay man?" Campbell asks again.

Hackett shakes his head with a throat cutting move as Cram boils in the center.

"What? Who are you all anyway? I know Kesler, but what have you done with Vladdy and Brayden and Kuch? And you're making Kuch wear that ridiculous thing?"

"I'M NOT KUCH!!!" Cram thunders, throwing Ritchie and Hackett off of him. "I'M JOSEPH CRAMAROSSA!!"

A. Cram darts at Campbell, intent on hurting him

B. Cram tackles Campbell

C. Campbell beelines it for the arena with Cram chasing after him

D. REAL Kuch shows up and takes on Cram