Another Universe (underfell and undertale sans x frisk)

Redo of Chapter 4 - The royal guardsman

A/n : i feel so embarrassed >///< So I haven't posted in a long time, and decided to make chapter 5. But, i forgot where i left off on chapter 4. So i went back to it and read through it, and I went to a bunch of walk throughs of Undertale. AND, T^T, i had realized i messed up on the thing. Like she saw the snow man to early and i forgot about some monsters I always mess up these things. You probably read it and were like "wait, hmm. eh whatever" So I'm just gonna add in a bunch of things and change the snow man part. I should probably review more, cry. Thanks for still reading! Chapter 5 will be out soon. Again, sorry for the inconvenience. I had done the last chapter 4 from memory, but i have a bad memory so you know how that went...

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The three had quickly hidden behind a few inconveniently shaped trash cans, seeing fell papyrus flashily enter the scene. Sans looked to his right to see if the sentry station had any ketchup like his did in his Universe, to his dismay there was only mustard. He had a look of disgust, but then heard Papyrus' voice ring throughout the clearing "YOU KNOW WHATS SUP BROTHER". To see a different papyrus ramble about a different Sans was kind of humerus.

"IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS SINCE I ORDERED YOU TO RECALIBRATE YOUR PUZZLES, AND ALL YOU'VE BEEN DOING IS HANG AROUND YOUR STATION! BET YOUR NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT!"

"Sorry boss, but i've just been staring at these trashcans. Ya wanna look boss?"

"NO, YOU INSOLENT FOOL, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT NONSENSE. WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE! I WANT TO BE READY TO CATCH A HUMAN. I SHALL BE THE ONE, HECK, I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL GET ALL I EVER WANTED, PEOPLE WILL TREMBLE AT MY FOOTSTEPS! UNDYNE WILL SHUT HER WHINEY LITTLE MOUTH AND FINALLY PROMOTE ME(?? what even is papyrus in this au)!"

"uh-huh, uuuhhh-huh. Yes I understand boss, maybe these trashcans could help you."

"SANS!! I HAVE NO NEED FOR ANYMORE TRASH! (Get it?) YOU LAZYBONES! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE! YOU GET EVEN MORE USELESS AND LAZY EVERYDAY!"

"So I guess you have no room for those trash cans?"

"JUST SHUT UP WITH THOSE TRASHCANS!"

Annoyed by Sans' talk about those trash cans, Papyrus threw a bone at the one Frisk was behind. Incinerating the trash can, "SHIZZY BOOM BOOM!" Flowey shouted in surprise. Papyrus turned to see what had made that noise, but before he could see Frisk's fearful expression, Classic pulled Frisk out of the way. (Idk but like, you know those anime things? Yea like he kinda hugged her out of the way if that makes sense.) After a moment of blushing from the sudden closeness, Sans duck taped Flowey's mouth shut. Sweating hard, Red Sans continued pissing off Papyrus.

"Uhh ahahahaha. C'mon, take it easy, i've gotten a ton of work done...a skele-ton! (AYE)"

"SAAAAAAAANNNSSSS!!"

"AHAAHA sorry boss, I just could help it."

*sigh* "WHY DOES SOMEONE AS EVIL AS ME, HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOMEONE AS USELESS AS YOU..."

"wwoooowww, sounds like I'm really dragging ya down, to the bone. (AYE)"

"UGHHHHHHHHHHH, I'M GOING BACK TO MY PUZZLES! DON'T BOTHER ME!"

Edge papyrus marched off, like a sassy lil princess. Then came back, for a loud "humph" and walked off once more.

"Ok, darling, you can come out now."